Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀

Me at least once an hour minimum

me at the j*b interview

One thing about me is I will be sleepy

Katherine 🕷️ @kat_moder its so cold that ive been saying this again *Control Alt Delete panel "FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING FRAGGABLE!" "IT'S FARKIN' COLD IN HERE!"*

To anyone reading this thread and unable to view images, I offer a correction to the alt text. It is not a boombox from the 80s, but slop from the 2020s. Hope this helps.

To je reakce těch, kteří se domnívají, že Linux nemá dostatečnou antislop politiku. (I do not yet use freebsd btw)

cinematech on tumblr: "king henry viii: i want to look stupid wide in my portraits, go ham brother" [image illustrating the above: a stupid wide portrait of Henry VIII.] son-of-reivers replies: "Hnnrgh, Wolsey, I'm trying to get a divorce, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the pope"

Dazzle DVC100 capture card - from the livestream.com/mogulus days.

I should be entitled to lifetime twitch turbo for owning this.

Nevěděl jsem, že už je mi třicet... asi od osmnácti.

there's some subtle humor here in that people constantly complain about unoptimized games, but at the same time all that space was used in trying *to* optimize

the real story: don't prematurely optimize. and if/when you do do it, for fuck's sake, test it yourself!

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade

Ah yes, The Jron Subge

4 frame comic. Stephie is babysitting at a snowy park. A woman, sitting on the same bench as her, asks : are you that kid's sister? stephie replies : their babysitter, actually! the woman says : "their"? is it a boy or a girl? Stephie answers : we don't know yet, they haven't told us. The woman continues, upset : but won't that confuse the kid?! they must have been born as something! Stephie says : the most confusing part of it is actually the amount of strangers who feel entitled to ask whats in that kid's pants. in the last frame, Stephie stares at the woman silently while the kid's face pops up in the corner of the frame.

The most confusing part

Když ze Strakonic táhneš loď: Strakonický burlak.

NOOT NOOT

mega lucario z is cool but have you considered this

To zní jako bývalé bydliště mého strýce. Též v tom nacházím zvláštní klid.

When my wife told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter 'R' I immediately thought: No way!

"What's a baby deer called?”
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"

Vaccine for smallpox invented in in 1796. Vaccines for TB, diphtheria, scarlet fever, and whooping cough came out between 1921-1926. Polio in 1952, MMR (individually) by 1970.

Observe.

blankie mode #critterposting

Happy December!

"Pojmenujeme to kalendář, ať to funguje jako ty fyzický papírový objekty na stolech"
The ominous users:

Je rok 2025.
Jsou lidi, kteří nechápou, že pojmenovat událost "Pozvánka na..." by z logiky věci znamenalo, že v ten čas budu někam pozván.
Já jim to vysvětlovat nehodlám.

Ten je od pohledu sametovej.

MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THE UNDERTALER

The FranEssence™ is stored in the pouch!

Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.