Quillquavel

Yall mind if I shit myself?

Yall mind if I shit myself while you awnser to the first question?

Life has been p rough to me lately so I thank to all the people that have been keeping me company.

More bird comming soon, I promise!

What if we started talking about our diapers like some people talk about their cars?

**Paps the back of my diaper** Yea man this is the new Pokeshore 2025 high soak 4 tape diaper. This bad boy can hold its own for half a day sometimes

Someone has to do it~

That implies that I'll deal with it~

I have my wares to go sell again, I'm sure someone else will deal with it

God I have been drooling over this for days...

Oh whoops~
Don't worry, I'm ok! Can't say the same for everything 50 km behind me!

Ah yes. Sometimes a bit of relaxation is needed! Just some time off! Don't worry, I'm just taking taking some time to myself!

Flipping between these drafts like I'm holding up two shirts in front of a changing room mirror

elllieartemis🔞 (@elllieartemis) / X elllieartemis🔞 (@elllieartemis) / X

By the ever talented x.com/elllieartemis!

Oh whoops~
Don't worry, I'm ok! Can't say the same for everything 50 km behind me!

Ah yes. Sometimes a bit of relaxation is needed! Just some time off! Don't worry, I'm just taking taking some time to myself!

Life has been p rough to me lately so I thank to all the people that have been keeping me company.

More bird comming soon, I promise!

me every single day :3333333

BOO!!!! spooked ya!!! hehe
return of the art raffles... >:3

how to enter:
- must be following
- reblog
- that's it!

winner gets a little pixel doodle with one (1) character like the examples below!

if there's 250 reblogs i'll allow a second winner :3c

raffle will end on Halloween~

Today's "Bird up" is brought to you by my fat bird ass. Comment below or DM me if you'd like to know more

Toriel eagerly pointing to her shit reading “FART LOADING 85% PLEASE WAIT”

We as a society need to move away from saying "ass" in a derogatory way. It's always used to describe something bad! Like "Oh this is ass" to reflect displeasure.
But ass it like, so good?? One of the best things in existence?? It deserves better treatment than to be used as an insult like that.

Should we also stop saying that something is "shit" or "crap" given that you hold many tons of it on your royal vault?

You know, after your fifth purchase in a month, till the end of the month, every purchase you make comes with a free diaper huff. You get 30 seconds to huff my smelly diaper as loudly as you want

If everything goes right, by end of the month, I'll actually get some diapers that fit me

Curse me and thinking the L was what I needed

Guess I'm the one that took the L

proof?

Panel one: a worried guy says "I hope none of my friends find out about this weird thing I'm into" Panel two: worried guy is surrounded by his relaxed friends. An arrow points to all but one of them saying "is also into that shit". A different arrow points to the last one, who has a chaotic gremlin kinda expression. Their label says "is into even weirder and more fucked up shit".

what having internet friends is like

I should play Sea of Thieves again
I should play Warframe again
If anyone plays any of these games, hit me up someday

If you give me soda, I can do the bird equivalent of that

Birds are like dragons, right?

If you're reading this, you need to squat down (or sit up first, if you're sitting down) and poop yourself.

You gotta do it, trust me

If you're reading this, you need to squat down (or sit up first, if you're sitting down) and poop yourself.

You gotta do it, trust me

Am I really a capitalist bird if Im a traveling merchant? Is that all its required?

Lucario propping up an umbreon on its shoulder like a bazooka and aiming its butt forward

Umbreon now pushing as it lifts its tail and blasts out a massive fart

Fartillery

What 4 years of diaper does to an mf