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Cortnye

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nashville/not as bad as I seem/big fan of your dogs/personal account/views are mine and mine alone/

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do you ever just want to never ever ever hear about AI again?

27.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and the only thing more powerful than love is the power to cause the president to crash out on social media.

09.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the celeb sighting Nashville Symphony super fans (me) deserve

09.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and Jessica Alba!

09.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus a prominent Nashville res playing the imaginary alt half time show.

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Climbing power poles! Highlighting infrastructure!

09.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Complimentary)?
(Derogatory)?

09.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sonny saw Bad Bunny hand the kid the Grammy and said β€œI want one of those”

09.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turnip Truck had eggs two hours ago.

21.01.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

at least you’ll stay busy.

17.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve been the underdogs all season and have never won a title. What even is this headline?

10.01.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the universe cleared your calendar just in time to head down some Reddit black holes.

10.01.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

big day for people who love pork tenderloin sandwiches.

10.01.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cignetti is spending this halftime explaining to his team all the ways they suck and could do better.

10.01.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the *me* in β€œDon’t Tread on Me” is doing all the heavy lifting, clearly.

09.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when my acquaintances who haven’t read a book in 23 years suddenly become foreign policy experts.

03.01.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So about 90,000 IU fans?

01.01.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we should all have burner accounts and occasionally check back in to make sure it still sucks, as a little treat.

28.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wanna know the surest way to get me to go look at twitter today?

28.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Casa CorazΓ³n!

18.12.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not miss the pastries/breakfast at Lux Coffee on Central.

18.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any Kroger on Gallatin Pike offers a 26% chance of having it at any given time during December. Come on over and roll the dice.

15.12.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a member of the National Republican Party, I simply would not feel good about tonight’s election results.

03.12.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwe don’t need to care to win” is the 2026 slogan we deserve.

03.12.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even the people at the watch party are excited. Huge flex tbh.

03.12.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just early vote. Democrats vote early. Republicans vote on E Day. That margin will widen a lot once everything is in.

03.12.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSorry honey, mommy can’t parent on election night”

03.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a single issue voter and my single issue is cash bars.

03.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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23.11.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SLC please forgive me I was not aware you had this much game.

19.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1