House Wiggles

teamwork makes the dream work. time to have an expectations conversation

at least they are consistent

good kid #FitzSometimesSits

it may be, but that is odd. the recipe is a classic Gold Cake or the Gild and Silver Cakes from the 1940s-50s

this one is killing me. 1/2 cup sweet milk ..... with nutmeg.

next project - translate 1940s cake "recipes"

enough to know they wear orange

how mysterious can it be in a prison...where inmates wesr orange jumpsuits? have we not all watched Orange is the New Black?

yes but you're my ride home and all they have here is water, iced tea and milk. and we want all of them to go inside nana.

you know they are kefta or keftades. you are just antagonizing.

sweet baby rabbit ears. him is so snuggles. fart propelled snuggles.

he is my sweet angel child and he needs sweet dreams of crabcakes and pit beef! Go ravens!

how Fitz ends the first quarter

Fitz decided to play with his purple toy today before the kickoff. Let's go!

Peanut butter carrot cake!

It's the Most Wonderful Day of the Year! Night before trash day, the week of Christmas- gotta pee on everyone. #FitzSometimesSits

my yia yia got me a new coat, but it's a bit too big. but I still look adorable, especially my single bat wing ear #FitzSometimesSits

abso-fucking-lutely not. you get another car, I get another dog. but if you get THAT car NOW-your gonna need to find garage space for your cars and your cot.

I celebrate the potato in almost every form. except for those hateful pressed smiley face potato "fries" that the lunch ladies served. those are an abomination.

Uhhh, hi! It's me, Bookshop.org, a place to buy books online where every purchase financially supports indie bookstores instead of some billionaire.

I was like, I don't drink whiskey... Oh, that makes sense now.

or I'll just keep bouncing back and forth between my fantasy and romance novels.

but come here and look, they're legit. [I may be teaching MIL how little it costs to set up a troll farm/cottage scam retail cluster].

I even tried to make sure we 1)started the pies early so as to induce early cooking and 2) that we bought bagels so we'd have emergency carbs.

we were concerned he'd eat them.

I definitely misread this as waxed underwear and asked - where the hell did you see those??

I am so very disappointed with David.

ok my actual answer
Super Tetris, Ms. Pacman, and Bubble Bobble arcade games.
Guardians of the Galaxy pinball. Jaws or Indiana Jones if it needs to be older.

pants-suited dog mom?

RAK brewing