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The list itself is delightful and there are also a ton of books I'm adding to the TBR pile

Someone pointed out that MTG did something similar when she had her break with the regime. I can't decide if these people are just paranoid and performative or if it's a case of "it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you"

Aw, Zach Orr is going to Seattle! Ravens reunion! I think working with MikeMac again will be good for him

Too bad coaches don't get measured for ABS

The video is awesome too!

It's so beautiful 🥹

Oh my God, this woman PLAYED THE GAME

Oh my God, bookmark this post for when it happens

Things seem so weird for giants fans:

On one hand, Jaxson Dart, and Cam Skattebo are fun, despite their apparent desire to run into walls (Malik Nabers is also fun but I don't think he's TRYING to be in danger)

On the other hand ... This

The whole thing just looks better and better from a Ravens fan perspective. The staff he's putting together has such weird vibes too. Sooooo much nepotism/retreads. Pete Carroll Raiders style

This is an abomination. Why does he hate baseball so much?

The fact that he signed it "for" his dog too, I am just dying to know how this came to be. It's like the "Cowser is afraid of shrimp" card but less absurd

It's gonna be so weird, I think I'm gonna have to keep track of them

forgot the most important of the genre

i think they should be able to hold hands at first base

Hell yeah Allison, good for her

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

OMG OMG OMG

I fuckin love this guy

Yeah, exactly! Why couldn't it just have gotten the job done when I'd have been caught in the initial blast instead of having to deal with the post-apocalypse

Also, as a girl who was way too into Supernatural and has been resisting the urge to make Seahawks/Supernatural ghost hunting jokes all season, the way MikeMac yells "SAMMY" at the end of the game killed me

YouTube video by NFL Super Bowl LX Mic'd Up! "We need that ball fellas…I’m gonna get it" | Game Day All Access

At 37:47, Coop is like "ok buddy, I love you too, but we've got to go celebrate, so you've got to let me go now"

And Jax is like "NO I LOVE YOU"

youtu.be/h0nQr3TCLYc?...

"Dress up as your culture" day is tricky because my kids' school is very international. You can't claim Italian when you're 4th generation and there are kids in your class born in Italy. My solution: Mets gear. Your culture is "Mets fan," kids, in more ways than you yet understand, and I'm sorry.

Oh great, right *after* I move out of the immediate blast zone!

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

Like, I'm not MAD. I'm just confused.

Signing an old pitcher that makes all of us go "wait, huh??" right as spring training starts: apparently a Mike Elias specialty

Stock photo of a girl about to throw a dodgeball at three other girls. The targets are labeled "random internet users trying to be comedic." The girl with the ball is labeled "Apollo," and the ball is labeled "the gift of prophesy"

a woman is holding a puppy in her arms and says i 've only had arto for a day and a half Alt: Rosa from Brooklyn 99 holding a puppy and saying "I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

I've only had this polar bear for 2 months, but if anything happens to him

That Alonso signing is looking better by the minute