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i like drawing :) they them

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Enough time has passed, I think we can all admit now that Super Mario Bros. 3 for the NES is gooner trash

04.08.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i think alot of people hopped on for tybw recently which was specifically reworked to be not as much of a slog as it is in the manga and i think coming back to something a decade after it was cancelled is bound to drum up hype

07.08.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine

it can be hit or miss with how interesting the photos are but i flip through magazines sometimes

Stuff magazine specifically is filled with tons of random shit

archive.org/details/life...

06.08.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who up attributing the differing opinions of many to a faceless nameless entity and then getting upset when the entity contradicts itself

06.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people say the phrase โ€œdidnt have to go this hardโ€ alot when they did in fact have to go that hard, but shiro sagisu wrote the bleach soundtrack like they had his whole family for a show thats mostly butt

06.08.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i probably shoulda guessed thatd be the first one

05.08.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i swear google is being run by a chimp with a thinkpad, if i have google chrome and ive been using google lens for months because you gutted the original image search why the fuck do i suddenly need to download a separate google app just to use lens on chrome which is already google

05.08.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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there should be more big funny teeth characters

04.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this site needs to start tapping into posting google drive links of blu ray rips or itll never make it

05.08.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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there should be more big funny teeth characters

04.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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haruko request doodle

04.08.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 944    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for me it was everyone i grew up with playing nsmb and mario kart ds constantly, and my cousin had sunshine, you could not escape the italian

04.08.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im kinda surprised sometimes i didnt become a huge sonic fan, my earliest memories of video games are sonic battle and some port of sonic 2 on my best friends family computer, those pesky plumbers won me over

04.08.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when someone has ๐–™๐–๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–‹๐–”๐–“๐–™ in their username you just know youre about to read some bullshit

03.08.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i saw people saying the ds pokemon games should be remade like that

03.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
chimpbeeef's strawpage chimpbeeef's strawpage

kept forgetting but i finally made one so you can ask me to draw stuff and maybe even things or send phishing links

chimpbeeef.straw.page

03.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine the person who had to color gas station weed opera o

02.08.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everytime i see a really crusty frame of a character in the background in anime i always think about the person who drew it and then the person who had to color it and it makes it so much funnier

02.08.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its a little funny i see people genuinely talking about him like the grand mastermind behind it all like theres not a full dev team with an actual game director behind it

02.08.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its a combination of things but i think one thing is like an expectation of getting something out of every dollar you spend on a 70 dollar game, i see horror games bragging now that theyre 16 hours long when theyve always been like 8 hour experiences that are easy to revisit over and over

02.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when i think of silent hill i dont think of heather smacking something with hitstop and dashing backwards 5 feet, then an objective in the corner tells me to kill The Fucker who does a 5 hit combo that i can parry with โ€˜focus modeโ€™ and use its resources to get power ups (im making none of this up)

02.08.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

silent hill f has so much action game stank on it its strange

02.08.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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favorite animal, the fucks

19.06.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all this talk about pervert games has given me the itch to go through beyond citadel again, undoubtedly a perverted game but its one of the best fps games ever cause the guns still manage to be the most perverted thing about it

02.08.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god i hate when something i like collabs with a big streetwear brand, the designs are always better than the stuff straight from official store, but you are smoking penis and balls if you think im dropping 70 bucks on a tshirt

01.08.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my personal favorite game thats kinda stinky is red faction guerilla, i hate almost every mission involving driving in that game but ive played it like 6 times cause nothing else comes close to the physics in that game

01.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ive never played sonic adventure 2 but i like watching people who love it play it cause they go "god i hate this part" for like half of it, thats how you know its cinema

01.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dont wanna open my dms rn cause i know someone just sent me like 20 green kiwami gifs

31.07.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

joel announcing a new mario paint stream is bigger than all of this

31.07.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hd 2d would be a perfectly fine style if they just quit it with that fucking minecraft shader lighting

31.07.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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