Rob Barbour

Fondly remembering how Trump’s endorsement affects elections

How very specific

Scan de Nay eh

Oh come on lads

I was recently “besingled”, and I will now not settle for any less than what Offerman and Mullally have

In the eyes of the establishment, there’s literally nothing Mamdani can do to prove he’s not an antisemite, and literally nothing the openly fascist trump regime can do to prove they are, up to and including intentionally dressing like literal, historical Nazis

Selfie of a bald man in a red top and matching air Jordan 1s, standing in an ornate hallway wearing a smart jacket and holding a dog in a bag

Are you Red-y (for my dog in a bag)

Hocus Pocus is Back To The Future for girls who grew up to be Placebo fans

It’s me, a bald middle aged white fella in cute glasses with, and let’s be quite honest with ourselves, tremendous looking arms, wearing a flattering red t-shirt and hugging my VERY cute dog. What’s that? Why yes I AM recently single why do you ask

This might be absolutely shameless but the sheer number of demographics I’m hitting here is a focus group consultant’s dream

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Why does Chandloss, the largest and most metamorphic friend, not simply eat the other 96

As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

was trying to work out why people were posting their passwords and then I realized it was potential Dutch electoral coalitions

Thanks for sharing. The Big Short is so well cast, written, and directed that it’s a comfort watch for me despite … everything

Rob Jetten, the leader of Dutch political party D66

Huge news for both Hollywood and the tech world as an AI generated Rami Malek takes the lead in the Dutch elections

This is like when the raptors learned to open doors in Jurassic Park

I admire your consistent engagement with this clear case of Mamdani derangement syndrome :)

“An ocean without sharks would be a much more dangerous place”

Did a shark write this

Sultana’s position on Ukraine is not just morally reprehensible but juvenile and trite

The logo for Bastard Coffee & Kitchen in Valencia, which reads “Coffee & Bastard Kitchen”

Prime example of branding before coherence here

All my life I was told I was Jewish, I was stopped by Hasids on the streets asking me to wrap Tefillin, I was invited to Jewish holidays from strangers, etc.

The ONLY time I’ve been told I’m NOT a real Jew is when I criticize Israel.

Go fuck yourself Alex

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME ON BSKY DOT SOCIAL

1KG of raw aged tomahawk

Same guy, cooked medium rare

This 1KG tomahawk cost €80 ($68) and might be the best steak I’ve ever tasted

I bloody love Valencia

A bald fella drinks an espresso martini

Buenos noches Bluesky. The cocktails in Valencia are … sweet

A bald man dressed head to toe in black takes a selfie in a filthy airport mirror

Things I am in right now

1. My Divorce Era
2. This flattering black tee
3. Valencia

No apologies offered for incoming food and beverage content. You have been warned

MAMDANI, on Bill Ackman:

“.. He's spending more money against me than I would even tax him!"

@casestudyqb.bsky.social #NYC

I Have No Brain, and I Must Skeet

You cannot convince me that Mamdani doing bro-banter with these clowns about affordable housing and tax increases, and schulz claiming he’d be happy to pay if Mamdani delivers, does anything other than humanise and mainstream those concepts

He’s so smart he makes imbeciles like Schulz feel smart and that is a real talent