jacob

just making sure you get yer steps in

it's a shame the connotation "groomer" has taken on nowadays. like here i am trying to flirt on roblox and people keep asking me to trim their goddamn dogs nails

i called a grown man a goober in anger today and i can't make up my mind if that's the most or least devastating thing to call someone.

YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO D'Angelo and The Vanguard - The Charade (Audio)

rip to an unbelievable artist youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...

ozzy and d'angelo in the same year. i just saw the two wolves inside me put down execution style.

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

new couple photo just dropped
@kiddbrewer.bsky.social

📷: @jackalopefun.bsky.social

EEK!!!!!

i lost my phone like three weeks ago and the longer i go without it the less i miss it lol. i don't think it's made me any more productive or mentally well, but it certainly hasn't hurt in either department.

well you know what they say, there's plenty of piss in the sea

Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

i love my friends so much

statistically there will be at least 5 people raptured while having uncontrollable diarrhea. i don't like knowing this any more than you do.

if you pay close attention that's my MO for every single aspect of my life. i'm in hell! yet i keep going!

british people be like please mind your peas and queues

the alternative music scene here in rural southwest virginia is small and feels very fragile at times, but man we did it our own damn selves and for at least a little while it's gonna matter.

taking sixteen doses of high grade trucker smack because I misunderstood what speed dating was

Tonight we’re going to rock you tonight. #AftetlifeCrisis

Freak out. Tomorrow! Friday 9/19 in the BSG. 7:00 PM #AfterlifeCrisis

dan aykroyd said trans lights

wes craven could have been a horror director or a celebrity chef and we'll never know what the correct choice was

doesn't sit right with me that people can remember things i say to them.

i know the world sucks but goddammit we had a small roomful of people jumping to music last night without a care in the world and that rules

how long before we get the first chat gpt manifesto.

my wild theory is that if you fired every cop who does this little maneuver, police corruption would drop by 70% overnight

smoking on that charlie kirk weed (it's awful)

i don’t mourn the wicked