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Trump's November MAGA Wallet Score: 2.5 = Foul Duck 🤡
Trump's record on 18 campaign promises:
✅ 3: Quacks Fulfilled
🐣 3: Compromises
🥚 1: Egg Laid (in-progress)
❌ 11: Fake Quacks
*Many metrics are still unavailable due to gov shutdown.
The MAGA Duck Report is updated monthly:
👉 magaduckreport.com
🚨 15 of the 19 terrorists on 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia, as was Osama. The Kingdom has denounced the attacks, and relations have improved since then, but facts are facts.
And what does Trump do? He gives them some of the most advanced American weaponry. 🤡
www.militarytimes.com/news/pentago...
Not surprised, as Teslas are literally the most annoying and uncomfortable vehicles to drive. I wouldn't want a Tesla if they were $5,000 new. Ever tried to adjust the A/C vents in a Tesla? Good luck with that 😅
14.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
14.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 26627 🔁 8947 💬 882 📌 410Thanks to the Trump and MAGA circus:
🤡 Inflation: Up
🤡 Unemployment: Up
🤡 National debt: Up
🤡 Income taxes: No change
🤡 Russia/Ukraine: Still a mess
🤡 Epstein files: Still not fully released (but at least now we know why)
But hey, at least we have the Gulf of America 😅
#GOP #Trump #MAGA
13.11.2025 12:08 — 👍 103 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 1
We shouldn't be surprised that Trump and the MAGA ducks are having a hard time managing our complex economy. After all, Trump couldn't even manage a mail order steak company or an online "university" successfully. What will they do when inflation and unemployment *both* go higher? 😅
13.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It really shouldn't be a surprise that Trump and Epstein were not only good friends, but also enjoyed many similar "hobbies" together. Their Match-dot-com profiles are almost identical. 😅
13.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0By "America First" the MAGA duck really meant "Trump First" - anyone who thinks he really meant "America First" is just another sad duck. 😅
13.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0China, in 3 years: "What's a Tesla?" 😅
12.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this what happens when MAGA ducks promise to lower grocery prices? 😅
12.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL, evidence that robots are smarter than ducks. Especially MAGA ducks. 😅
12.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait, wasn't MAGA anti-mask not too long ago? And now they are 100% pro-mask? 🤡
Yet another MAGA flip-flop? 😅
Interestingly, not too long ago MAGA was anti-mask. And now, they seem to be 100% pro-mask? LOL 😅
24.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, why are ICE agents masked - if they are performing their duties legally and constitutionally? What's even more confusing, is that MAGA was anti-mask not too long ago, and now they seem to be fully pro-mask? 😅
24.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not surprising, just MAGA ducks doing MAGA duck things. 😅
24.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, it's actually pretty hard to find something to say that's dumber than this. But, this has become the norm for the MAGA clowns. 😅
24.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unfortunately, it's not surprising to see such juvenile, clown-like behavior from the orange duck. 🤡
24.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump's October MAGA Wallet Score: 4.5 = Sad Duck 🤡
Trump's record on 18 campaign promises:
✅ 3: Quacks Fulfilled
🐣 3: Compromises
🥚 1: Egg Laid (in-progress)
❌ 11: Fake Quacks
*Unemployment % is unavailable due to the gov shutdown.
The MAGA Duck Report is updated monthly:
👉 magaduckreport.com
Just a duck hanging out with other ducks.. nothing to see here 😅
20.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is more evidence that Trump is a child, prone to temper tantrums just like many other MAGA children 🤡🤣
20.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ducks hanging out with other ducks. Not surprising at all 😅
20.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What worse? Anyone who is surprised about this. As the saying goes, you get what you vote for... and in 2024 the people voted for a clown. 🤡
20.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Trump admin told him to lie? No way, that's not possible... 😂🤡
20.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The October MAGA Duck Report is delayed due to the gov shutdown, Sept's inflation and other $ data is unavailable. So, we'll post this update instead:
Want to understand MAGA's values? George Santos represents them well: Convicted of fraud, identity theft, and other crimes and commuted by Trump 🤡
Every word he says here is a lie. Every. Single. Word. He’s living in an alternate reality. #25thAmendment.
10.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 8739 🔁 2556 💬 933 📌 314There's truth in "you get what you vote for" - also true: "you get the air, environment, and also the associated illnesses that you vote for" 😅
25.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skilled jobs, a clean and safe environment (especially for children) by supporting clean energy, and ALSO anti-big oil? These all run counter to well advertised MAGA duck priorities 😅
25.09.2025 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yet another anti-free market move to drive costs up by the MAGA Duck.
Also, does the Duck realize that employers need well-educated workers from the very American universities that he's continually targeting?
What a sad, desperate duck. 😅
Trump's fear of free speech & late night hosts shows his desperation & need for distractions given the current state of affiars: unemployment up, inflation rising, etc. + Canada is still not a state, & neither is Greenland 😅
Their actions against Colbert, Kimmel, etc. are sad, desperate, and weak.
