calamity jenn.

calamity jenn.

@shehulking.bsky.social

she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.

342 Followers 244 Following 7,743 Posts Joined Sep 2023
2 hours ago

Absolutely gorgeous staging, costumes are fire, lady Bracknell is perfection, and Richard Cant is at his camp best and this is all on top *ahem* of Ncuti Gatwa romping through the jokes with the mad glee of an off duty Blue Peter presenter

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3 hours ago
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They put my bibbit in a CAGE

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11 hours ago

They love each other! 😍

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12 hours ago
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Crying in the club

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1 day ago

It’s such a delightful production 😍

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1 day ago
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Gang if you’re not spending your night with Ncuti and the gang get to youtube

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1 day ago

And yet every time you see a picture of the same 23 terfs looking miserable in a field somewhere, we're told they're the majority opinion

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Some days, man

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1 day ago

Dilly helps us all so much 🙏

When I say we parted with something like over 2500 books, CDs and DVDs and I’ve still got dozens of boxes full of them, that’s a tiny part of my own warehouse saga. I could still use Dilly for the home stretch!

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1 day ago

I think honestly if we’d gone on this a couple of years ago the amount of shit in our tiny London flat would have given one of those warehouses a run for its money, this show is honestly there to help us clear 40 years of hoarding 💀

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1 day ago

We will go one weekend very soon when like, work isn’t trying to dismantle our brains

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1 day ago

We all needed this

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2 days ago

I like a slow burn but this is a SLOW. BURN.

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2 days ago
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My book brain hasn’t been working for the last couple of weeks so I’ve gone to the tea place with my enjoyable but bizarrely long romance novel

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2 days ago

Happy birthday!! But I don’t necessarily believe it, what is time

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2 days ago
@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

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2 days ago

😱

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2 days ago
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It’s actually a waste for me to try and be sexy, thanks Hudson, because what would I do with that, but y’all haven’t seen me in a couple of weeks because I’ve been going through it so while my face, hair and pyjamas are all clean at the same time 💁‍♀️

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2 days ago

I really like simple advice I can follow which is why I currently have “put the fucking panic module away” from Murderbot and “be kind to yourself, be diligent, fix your shit and stay sexy” from Hudson Williams.

Both have basically resulted in me trying to drink slightly more water and moisturise.

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2 days ago

Most of this fandom do not seem in line with the ways I interpret these characters tbh

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2 days ago

Oh fucking hell

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2 days ago

He wants to be honest with his dad!!!

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3 days ago

So nice to have them and I definitely haven’t merged them into a complex OT4 in my personal headcanon

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3 days ago

Ewan on #SortYourLifeOut: “When irons build up a scorch mark like this, I have a little trick.”

Me: “Is it paracetamol?”

Ewan: “Just a packet of 39p paracetamol-“

Mum: “JENNIFER ANNE!”

We don’t own an iron, guys (we have a steamer) but I know ALL.

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3 days ago

I’ve seen all the other episodes once and this episode about ten times 🙈

Anyway my assumption was that he didn’t want to lie to his dad about where he’s been and what he’s been doing so he didn’t visit, but I agree he COULD have done.

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3 days ago

Ooof, poor ALL of you!!! 💜

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4 days ago
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

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3 days ago

Stacey Solomon and Sort Your Life out have come back to rescue us all (help me and mum finish clearing out the living room)

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3 days ago

Personally l love this for Ilya

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3 days ago

😂 Lolll there was loads of gold! It just wasn’t Ramses’ gold because his all got stolen

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