calamity jenn.

Stopped doing my own job to rock back and forth shrieking "THE LONDON METRO" at the new @ifbookspod.bsky.social

Mum finally cracked and bought us tickets to see Richard Armitage in Jesus Christ Superstar. We're in the cheapest seats possible and they're still like, eye-wateringly expensive.

What time is it ever? No one knows

(It’s rooibos with blackstrap molasses in which is why it’s gone that colour but the strainer did fall in so it’s a tad… gritty)

It actually tastes pretty good but this cup of tea has not gone well

Flowers for the ladies of Heated Rivalry 💐🌷🌻 #heatedrivalry

My line manager is asking me some logistics stuff about dates and I am doing stellar work here

I know!!! Wild.

Not to be this person but if Tilly Norwood is AI perfection beautiful computer woman why are her eyebags bigger than mine

Cowboy shit part 2

Absolutely furious about this personal attack of cowboy shit

That sounds amazing 😍

It was all phenomenal

Oh you EXTRA do

You deserve one

This was my feeling and I left very very quickly

I just wanted to see if there were SNL afterparty photos 😭

It all wassssss

Well okay no one said specifically that but from posts apparently if Shane is a submissive bottom in your fic (like he is in canon) it’s racist, but if he’s a top (or Hudson is in RPS), it’s also racist

In conclusion, neither Shane nor Hudson can have anal sex because it’s racist

Two minutes on tumblr:

RWRB fandom: The boys at Christmas!

HR fandom: Anal sex is racist actually

#food It’s been such a long week, now we feast

Lugged a bunch of good quality but not needed towels and blankets to Battersea Dogs’ Home 💪

Fun times on whatsapp:

@dwellthebrave.bsky.social: “Here is a bunch of cute shit about Scott and Kip as girl dads”

Me: “So, I’ve been in the ‘pain slut Ilya Rozanov’ AO3 tag”

I want to say I’m doing better and I did work a full shift yesterday but I did also scream myself awake at 4 am so like 🤷‍♀️

YouTube video by naïve playlist Pink Martini - Ojala

I spent so long teaching myself to sing along with this as a teen, half phonetically and half understanding, that I'm still basically word perfect nearly 20 years later.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3sP...

YouTube video by Cléa Vincent - Topic All that she wants

I heard a great cover of All That She Wants in a restaurant on Thursday and I've finally successfully found it, it's by Clea Vincent. It's a real bop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXPD...

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

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On brand at all times 🙈