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@je2nifer.bsky.social

Good humor makes all things tolerable! Exploring my next chapter. My views are my own. (#)RetiredAF

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Have y'all ever just wanted to put a straw in the tequila bottle and start drinking??

Yeah. That's my week.

07.06.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snuggles and coffee.
I love my slow mornings!

#MorningsWithMurph

29.05.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPeacocking” is too kind.

This is simply SDE.

27.03.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This morning I made the egregious mistake of pouring my coffee too loudly. My cat started and lifted his head just enough to give me some epic side eye.

I’m now scared he will get his revenge tonight while I’m sleeping.😳

26.03.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate when I can tell that I’m not gonna sleep. Before I even go to bed!

I just want to skip the tossing and turning and fast forward to the morning and drinking coffee.

21.03.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops!!

17.03.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*lifts martini in salute*

09.02.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never underestimate park rangers!

27.01.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank goodness I have this cute, furry face to help keep me sane 😊

26.01.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking something similar earlier tonight. Good lord do I need some tequila!

24.01.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have enough tequila for this shit.

20.01.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost showered my cat with coffee when I read this!

20.01.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. My cat can shoot me some epic side eye when I sneeze. All because I woke him up πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

13.01.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An orange and white cat is curled up on a pillow and blanket, ostensibly looking out the window, but really napping.

An orange and white cat is curled up on a pillow and blanket, ostensibly looking out the window, but really napping.

Murph’s demonstrating for me his subversive napping skills.

@brittlestar.com

26.12.2024 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange and white menace, aka Murph, is curled up on an ivory afghan in my lap.

Orange and white menace, aka Murph, is curled up on an ivory afghan in my lap.

I've been catted by this adorable fiend! Now I can't get up and refill my mug of mulled wine!!

13.12.2024 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had hoped that the VA would be different….it’s not.

I hope it all ends up okay for you.

12.12.2024 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!!

07.12.2024 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t want to β€œlike” this, but I’m over here thinking β€œhell, yes, sister!!”

06.12.2024 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meta AF!

06.12.2024 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 as well!

Mom wouldn’t let me do the 10 records for a penny thing πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

04.12.2024 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange and white cat curled up on blanket on my lap.

Orange and white cat curled up on blanket on my lap.

Oh, darn.
I've been catted by Murph.
Phooey.

#catted

03.12.2024 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Profound piece. It really lifts that veil of invisibility. Thanks for posting it!

27.11.2024 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Dad! I forgot about that…Texas has been taking their sweet time acknowledging Fall!

27.11.2024 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been catted...again.

Darn.

24.11.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True facts.

23.11.2024 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TFW you've been catted...and you can't decide if you should risk standing up or just keep your peace until the cat decides to move

23.11.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Prost! 🍸

15.11.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a big mug of tea or coffee is called for!

15.11.2024 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, anyone seen Murph?? I can't find him....

13.11.2024 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The perfect mug for sipping tea doesn't exis...

05.12.2023 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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