Have y'all ever just wanted to put a straw in the tequila bottle and start drinking??
Yeah. That's my week.
@je2nifer.bsky.social
Good humor makes all things tolerable! Exploring my next chapter. My views are my own. (#)RetiredAF
Have y'all ever just wanted to put a straw in the tequila bottle and start drinking??
Yeah. That's my week.
Snuggles and coffee.
I love my slow mornings!
#MorningsWithMurph
βPeacockingβ is too kind.
This is simply SDE.
This morning I made the egregious mistake of pouring my coffee too loudly. My cat started and lifted his head just enough to give me some epic side eye.
Iβm now scared he will get his revenge tonight while Iβm sleeping.π³
I hate when I can tell that Iβm not gonna sleep. Before I even go to bed!
I just want to skip the tossing and turning and fast forward to the morning and drinking coffee.
Oops!!
17.03.2025 23:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*lifts martini in salute*
09.02.2025 01:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never underestimate park rangers!
27.01.2025 12:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank goodness I have this cute, furry face to help keep me sane π
26.01.2025 21:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was thinking something similar earlier tonight. Good lord do I need some tequila!
24.01.2025 03:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt have enough tequila for this shit.
20.01.2025 15:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I almost showered my cat with coffee when I read this!
20.01.2025 12:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow. My cat can shoot me some epic side eye when I sneeze. All because I woke him up π€·ββοΈ
13.01.2025 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An orange and white cat is curled up on a pillow and blanket, ostensibly looking out the window, but really napping.
Murphβs demonstrating for me his subversive napping skills.
@brittlestar.com
Orange and white menace, aka Murph, is curled up on an ivory afghan in my lap.
I've been catted by this adorable fiend! Now I can't get up and refill my mug of mulled wine!!
13.12.2024 18:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had hoped that the VA would be differentβ¦.itβs not.
I hope it all ends up okay for you.
Same!!
07.12.2024 13:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didnβt want to βlikeβ this, but Iβm over here thinking βhell, yes, sister!!β
06.12.2024 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Meta AF!
06.12.2024 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 01 as well!
Mom wouldnβt let me do the 10 records for a penny thing π€·ββοΈ
Orange and white cat curled up on blanket on my lap.
Oh, darn.
I've been catted by Murph.
Phooey.
#catted
Profound piece. It really lifts that veil of invisibility. Thanks for posting it!
27.11.2024 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks, Dad! I forgot about thatβ¦Texas has been taking their sweet time acknowledging Fall!
27.11.2024 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been catted...again.
Darn.
True facts.
23.11.2024 04:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TFW you've been catted...and you can't decide if you should risk standing up or just keep your peace until the cat decides to move
23.11.2024 03:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Prost! πΈ
15.11.2024 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sounds like a big mug of tea or coffee is called for!
15.11.2024 13:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey, anyone seen Murph?? I can't find him....
13.11.2024 12:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The perfect mug for sipping tea doesn't exis...
05.12.2023 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0