Ayr Jordan

Ayr Jordan

@theloosestforward.bsky.social

Fumbling balls & bad bitches since 1993. Used to be Loose & Forward, at a couple of different handles. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 New🏰, Edinburgh

215 Followers 129 Following 3,967 Posts Joined Nov 2024
13 minutes ago

Maybe there should be a golden snitch and if Harry Patterson catches it we win the match

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23 minutes ago

Fair enough. At least the top 8 all have a chance of winning. If you ain't in top 8 you probably can't complain

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6 hours ago

After this weekend everyone in the URC will have played the same number of games.

And the table will make sense

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13 hours ago

I can't think of anything better than Owen Farrell against the new posh England TikTok generation. Wonder if he gets another tackle school credit if he starts for a new country?

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1 day ago
"There is no ethical way to use the major AI image generators. All of them are trained on stolen images, and all of them are built for the purpose of deskilling, disempowering, and replacing real human artists." - Molly Crabapple artist and activist

There are plenty of ways to be creative that don't steal from others, harm the environment, drive up utility prices for actual people struggling to make ends meet, and make tech bros rich at the expense of artistic originality. I belive in your ability to be creative and spread news without AI.

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1 day ago

Early in the invasion of Afghanistan a Taliban press conference vowed terrorist reprisals on the West.

An Australian journalist threw his hand up and eagerly, desperately asked, "does that include Australia?"

The Taliban guy looked at him, rolled his eyes and kind of went, "er... sure. I guess."

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1 day ago

He missed the chance to pause dramatically, make a note on a pad and say “thanks for the suggestion”.

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7 hours ago
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Rassie Era Springboks

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8 hours ago

My previous favourite win over France

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8 hours ago

"Surprise Motherfucker it's Chris Harris

You've been surprised"

@squidgerugby.bsky.social 2021 or so

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8 hours ago

Henry Arundel there as well

Is this a friendly?

Also Thee Chris Harris is at Bath?

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9 hours ago
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Big breaking news on the anti-doping front in rugby.

6 players from the Georgia team and one member of support personnel have been "charged and sanctioned in relation to an orchestrated scheme involving recreational drugs and sample substitution," says World Rugby.

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9 hours ago

All wins over Wales are now null and void

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10 hours ago
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Millennials get a lot of stick so I thought I'd put together a 23 of millennials, some who people don't realise are millennials

Because millennials span from 1981-1996

Yes Dan Carter & Bryan Habana are millennials

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11 hours ago

France will be the team scoring tries

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12 hours ago
The Tories' twitter feed, moaning about Churchill being replaced on the fiver by an Otter.

I heard he was going to be replaced by a OWL?!

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12 hours ago
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Bundee Aki's been a great servant to Irish rugby & he loves trophies

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12 hours ago

You'll be less tired playing 2 games a year of URC than a full Top14 season

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13 hours ago
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14 hours ago

So many comments asking where the subs and Jack Conan are though.

Boost the algorithm

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23 hours ago
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Hugely clickbait

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1 day ago

I am beginning to have my doubts as to the value and legitimacy of the FIFA Peace Prize.

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1 day ago
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BBC getting sloppy

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1 day ago

I think I would have to retire from shitposting if this somehow ends with Andy Farrell being asked about Owen’s eligibility in a press conference.

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1 day ago

Thanks man!

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1 day ago
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33! A Hobbit's coming of age!

Thanks for all the Birthday wishes

I went to London at the weekend to see my brother & some Uni friends. We watched Comedy, rugby & went to the National Gallery.

On the day I went to physio because I am old

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1 day ago
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Di Bartolomeo on the bench

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1 day ago

i am no longer #POCout

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2 days ago

FIFA's first ever Peace Prize winner has become the first person to bomb a country out of participating in the FIFA World Cup.

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