Maybe there should be a golden snitch and if Harry Patterson catches it we win the match
Fair enough. At least the top 8 all have a chance of winning. If you ain't in top 8 you probably can't complain
After this weekend everyone in the URC will have played the same number of games.
And the table will make sense
I can't think of anything better than Owen Farrell against the new posh England TikTok generation. Wonder if he gets another tackle school credit if he starts for a new country?
There are plenty of ways to be creative that don't steal from others, harm the environment, drive up utility prices for actual people struggling to make ends meet, and make tech bros rich at the expense of artistic originality. I belive in your ability to be creative and spread news without AI.
Early in the invasion of Afghanistan a Taliban press conference vowed terrorist reprisals on the West.
An Australian journalist threw his hand up and eagerly, desperately asked, "does that include Australia?"
The Taliban guy looked at him, rolled his eyes and kind of went, "er... sure. I guess."
He missed the chance to pause dramatically, make a note on a pad and say “thanks for the suggestion”.
Rassie Era Springboks
My previous favourite win over France
"Surprise Motherfucker it's Chris Harris
You've been surprised"
@squidgerugby.bsky.social 2021 or so
Henry Arundel there as well
Is this a friendly?
Also Thee Chris Harris is at Bath?
Big breaking news on the anti-doping front in rugby.
6 players from the Georgia team and one member of support personnel have been "charged and sanctioned in relation to an orchestrated scheme involving recreational drugs and sample substitution," says World Rugby.
All wins over Wales are now null and void
Millennials get a lot of stick so I thought I'd put together a 23 of millennials, some who people don't realise are millennials
Because millennials span from 1981-1996
Yes Dan Carter & Bryan Habana are millennials
France will be the team scoring tries
I heard he was going to be replaced by a OWL?!
Bundee Aki's been a great servant to Irish rugby & he loves trophies
You'll be less tired playing 2 games a year of URC than a full Top14 season
So many comments asking where the subs and Jack Conan are though.
Boost the algorithm
Hugely clickbait
I am beginning to have my doubts as to the value and legitimacy of the FIFA Peace Prize.
BBC getting sloppy
I think I would have to retire from shitposting if this somehow ends with Andy Farrell being asked about Owen’s eligibility in a press conference.
Thanks man!
33! A Hobbit's coming of age!
Thanks for all the Birthday wishes
I went to London at the weekend to see my brother & some Uni friends. We watched Comedy, rugby & went to the National Gallery.
On the day I went to physio because I am old
Di Bartolomeo on the bench
i am no longer #POCout
FIFA's first ever Peace Prize winner has become the first person to bomb a country out of participating in the FIFA World Cup.