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Ayr Jordan

@theloosestforward.bsky.social

Fumbling balls & bad bitches since 1993. Used to be Loose & Forward, at a couple of different handles. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Falcons, Edinburgh

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Can't wait to have Wilco Louw & Fraser McReight

13.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rugby365's plan is to build franchises by combining teams from 3 different countries.

The first is Newcastle, Reds & Bulls

13.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get this Brad a Shields

The least jacked guy in the hulk jersey

13.08.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some women say they've found a new trick involving their vaginas

Some women say they've found a new trick involving their vaginas

I can pull a rabbit out of mine

13.08.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a headline which reads โ€˜public must stand up to shoplifters, says policing chiefโ€™

Screenshot of a headline which reads โ€˜public must stand up to shoplifters, says policing chiefโ€™

The day I stopped caring if people shoplift was the day Tesco put security tags on the baby formula.

13.08.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Didn't Liverpool fans break in to Stevie G & Alonso's houses, while they were playing?

13.08.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And, ironically, wasnโ€™t it a gang of professional house breakers from the Liverpool area who were targeting footballers all over the country?

13.08.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite Newcastle Red Bulls player of all time was Sebastian Vettel

13.08.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I look like a mug? Have I got a handle? Am I made of china? Am I kept in a cupboard or on a small wooden tree? Would you like to put your lips on my rim? You may answer that question, the rest were rhetorical

13.08.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#lufc

13.08.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket

ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket

Noticing people who fail to express working-class solidarity with Taylor Swift today

13.08.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little do they know it's Pablo Matera's car and he's going to use it to run over black people...

13.08.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Newcastle Red Bulls fan I won't be passing comment at this time

13.08.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that an NZ reg plate?

13.08.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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While this is out there, anyone got an old Stormers Thor jersey for sale? Or training vest?

13.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pleased to inform you that the DHL Stormers have a new logo that looks horrible

13.08.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Ok i have read that the symbol is, all at the same time:

- an S
- the hoops of a rugby jersey
- the outline of the stadium
- a lightning bolt

A confusing and over complicated play that ultimately fails to land is very stormers

13.08.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jiffy came 3rd in 1987 World Cup, your other lads best finishes are 4th

13.08.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did Jiffy play in a world cup?

I don't think you should judge players just by team achievements

Otherwise top 9 fly halves includes Stephen Donald

13.08.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad a Saffa said it

13.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I think the two time World Rugby Player of the Year of 2016 and 2017 should be in before Pollard at least

13.08.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI shite on Facebook. Wrong Jon Davies

13.08.2025 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This review is of Cool Runnings.

12.08.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait. What? So she cheated on her husband, got pregnant, then divorced and married ANOTHER guyโ€ฆ then divorced HIM to marry the original guy she hooked up with?

13.08.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And got knocked up by the third husband who she was hooking up with while still married to the first.

Real Sanctity of Marriage energy.

13.08.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.

13.08.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22607    ๐Ÿ” 6815    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1202    ๐Ÿ“Œ 427
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Yes itโ€™s 2am but how am I supposed to sleep when I just found out there was official Street Fighter X Japan Rugby merch where they reimagined Ryu as a back row forward and G Honda as a prop?!

13.08.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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There wasn't even a Star Wars film coming out in 2011 ๐Ÿ˜ญ

12.08.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jesus. H. Christ!!! Keep him away from the Bigg Market

11.08.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm 43 and do lab work for the NHS. I can't stand the "proper" news so I watch Newsround instead. They report on the important stuff. They explain it well. I know I'm not their target demographic but I don't care.

12.08.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 279    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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