Audrey Darling

The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.

These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.

Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.”

2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”

The stupidest thing wealthy people do is spend all of their money making sure they only ever see other wealthy people. Fucking rots their brains.

I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.

Thoughts and sudsy prayers 🧼

I'm 31. A coworker thought I was 23 today and I got to preach the best anti-aging tip I know.

Strategic defiance in the pursuit of joy. We're all in hell, but I'm spreading light wherever I can out of spite and joy. 😈

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

Child rapists support each other. Both went to epstien island

Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump advisor, Robert Morris, was just indicted for raping a 12 year old girl.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me. I'm not impressed by them either!

you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord.

Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.

The brain worms live rent free in my skull and the LEAST they could do I process my table scraps into compost for my humble window garden 🥺

"Dirt Cheap" is an oxymoron and I ain't no ox moron, you greedy dirt goblins! You hear me?! Stop surge pricing dirt!

The world is dark and medieval, so I'm returning to my pesant roots and starting a garden in my apartment.

Clean everything they have with Rescue, it's what we use at the zoo. Even dipping the soles of your shoes when entering their area.

Here’s a brochure version you can freely download, print, and distribute physically:

www.canva.com/design/DAGdx...

Supposedly the work around to the printer tracking is using a 100% black and white printer, but I’m not completely sure.

Them: So, how are you handling the stress?

Me: my eyelashes are graying...I didn't think they could DO that.

Fun is how you put yourself back together to face the horrors. And with skill, fun can be how you unpick the horrors as they try to horrify you.

So while I continue fighting, I am also challenging myself to not loose my heart.

a man is standing in front of a sliding glass door and says i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread ALT: a man is standing in front of a sliding glass door and says i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread

Wish this would stop being relatable.