@fulltime-crisis.bsky.social
Say, are you about a size 14? 🏳️🌈🏴☠️⚠️🔞 NSFW He/Himbo | Dallas Gay | 🌎Travel | Once fired as intimacy coordinator from the set of Blues Clues
blacked out on that dick😵
28.02.2025 12:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0brb gonna create a nana acct just to scold ppl
28.02.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get off that stove we have company coming over 😘
28.02.2025 11:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hypnotic😵💫
28.02.2025 11:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Return them promptly to the seller and demand a ref— lmao jk just eat ur ass
28.02.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#notaffiliated with any actual worm company
28.02.2025 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Come get yall worms🪱
28.02.2025 11:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
28.02.2025 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.02.2025 13:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh fuck I just remembered I haven’t checked on my Sea Monkeys since 1991
25.02.2025 10:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Look at this kind young man helping this elderly homeless woman out of a car
25.02.2025 07:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss the racketeering scheme between my childhood dentist and the local McDonald’s 🦷🍦
25.02.2025 07:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nana was so wise 😌
25.02.2025 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and then they came for the butter, but there was no one left to speak out for the butter
25.02.2025 02:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This “administration” feels like you just learned the dumb as fuck high school bully won the lottery
25.02.2025 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wearing skintight jorts and an X-Files tee
25.02.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that is the most British thing I have ever heard
25.02.2025 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the contrasted version draws my eye more
25.02.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gaga watching the fish at the aquarium
24.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sanford & Son theme song just hit right it was so on point. Like that’s exactly the sound I would expect to come from a junkyard
24.02.2025 23:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The luminosity of Earth’s Sun is 3.846 × 1026 watts (or 3.846 × 1033 ergs per second)
24.02.2025 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oops!…I Did It Again (committed tax fraud)
24.02.2025 09:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@rebeccaonion.bsky.social Eat shit😘
24.02.2025 06:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s a 10, but has mustard on her glasses.
23.02.2025 23:20 — 👍 155 🔁 53 💬 23 📌 1
What?!?
24.02.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mom’s spaghetti
23.02.2025 23:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0King! 👑
23.02.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oop
23.02.2025 22:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Great. What could go wrong?
23.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
