Muad'dweeb🏳️‍🌈

Very odd to read reports by professional folks still trying to understand a simple concept that's been unchanged since we all learned about it in sixth grade.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Tf you mean McConnell in the damn hospital. Bitch ain’t you outta hole punches? Send directly to morgue. Do not resuscitate

Cool, now they can deny what we're clearly seeing from a new state-sanctioned POV.

Some things require more than a "reassignment" or a polite request to resign your position, and I feel that murder is one of those things. Imagine offing people at your job and all you had to worry about was a meeting with HR.

They're gonna drag out the "analyzing" and "investigating" in circles until we start questioning if we really saw what we saw.

Impeachment isn't enough.

Get worse soon, Billy! 🥰

You know when you tap a YouTube video to see how much longer it's got left? I wish you could do that to people when they’re talking to you

Inflation so bad reading + comprehension sold separately.

There once was a time when I could read a news report and not wish Dexter Morgan was a real person.

me every single day

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

I just got an automated voicemail from the CDC asking about how many vaccinated kids live in my household. 'Tis the season for making lists, after all.

There's something kinda gross about American calendars listing Black Friday as an actual holiday.

I was talking with someone today who didn't know about the ballroom donors or Adelita Grijalva because he doesn't keep up with current events or politics. I'm still processing the whole exchange.

My super power is having people come up to me to ramble on and on about the dumbest shit even when my face is like

This is a great idea, I'll be doing this with my LFL.

I live in Iowa, I work in manufacturing, and I absolutely did not vote for this.

I went down a YouTube rabbit hole of Gen Z discovering Madonna, and seeing her performances and videos through fresh eyes was really fun.

I'm willing to bet that more people have a better understanding of the term "fascism" than "authoritarianism" but you do you, news folks.

"You need to calm down."
Me: You need to start paying attention.

Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.

Taylor Sanders crazy how a country with $37T in debt is giving me a credit score. read the room

a man in a black shirt is making a funny face with his hands on his chest . ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face with his hands on his chest .

I'm just informing y'all of what I know.

This one is actually fake. It looks bad, but in context he was playing with the kid, not really arresting them.

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