Boop!

From most to least effective: 1. Don’t go in the water, 2. Don’t go in the shallow water. 3. No splashing. 4. Don’t stay on the surface of the water. I think they happen on watch out for. 5. Don’t dive the Farallons.

Normal is just a setting on a washing machine

Newsom has done his share of cuckholding, he should know

Returning from the moon, or
Maybe an alien encounter event SNL’s Colleen Flaubert style (do I have that name right?)

Conglobulant is such a great insult. “You conglobulant pantywaist!”

Claudia and her mother & sister have been having rounds of excited discussion about our new Shark stick vacuum and how well it cleans. OK. Sure? C also helped her mom with a printer problem. For a 94 y.o., a 70+ y.o. = Geek Squad. C’s solution to all things electronic is turn it off and back on.

What do you expect from a guy who uses the Nazi salute publicly? Disgusting but not surprising

Claudia is doing little dances around the kitchen because we got a cordless stick vacuum. I’m just getting a lot of vacuum ads on my feeds.

Old white men want their privilege. Completely wrong.

Reading Terminal: best soft pretzels in the
World. 🥨

The globe has been heating up more than the most aggressive predictions for 30 years. Time to fix those models! What are we missing?

As a scuba diver,
I say breathing is overrated

Def crotchety

Picnicking is over rated

Where are aliens from outer space when you need them?

Walk on the wild side, baby!

Actually, one can. It’s wrong, but evidently possible

French trapper comes upon peaceful agricultural village in N America. Thinks: I can strip them of their worldly wealth and destroy thousands of years of culture in a year - two, tops.

They are totally strange and incredible seen in the wild. Seen in Monterey Bay in CA eating jellies. Then sea lions rip off the mola’s fins to use as frisbees and the fish sink, helpless, to the bottom, where the sea stars and crabs slowly eat them. And the great whites come to catch the sea lions.

My daughter when young said she wanted vagina for dinner. You know, with layers of pasta and sauce and cheese

Meeeeeeee!

She’s right, of course

Grats! You go, girl!

Yeah, if they hate us so much, then let us secede

In the fantasies of many, he is roasted on a spit. Not me, though. Are you listening, NSA?

Crows ge whatever they want in my neighborhood

Rainbow wrasse, rainbow trout, flamboyant cuttlefish…

Does schadenfreude make me too emotional?

So much depends on what kind and what stage. Take care of yourself friend