During the commute this morning I spotted someone on their phone searching ‘when can I retire’ and honestly same
Climbed a mountain, drank buckfast
I've started working out or running most days. Not to see a physical improvement, but to offset the crisps and pints I refuse to cut out. It's about balance.
Someone said to me I look completely different to my workplace profile picture
It's Limmy. I use a shirtless picture of Limmy on Slack.
How I feel about AI
He’s gained another 400K followers overnight. One of the quickest growths Instagram has ever seen in the UK. Makes me laugh that people hate on him, get that bag kid.
There better be a treasure chest behind that
Didn’t expect the JD Vance jumpscare whilst watching the winter olympics
Drove the entire length of the UK to get to the Isle of Skye and it was worth every second
I’m relatively new to driving and Tebay Services has blown my mind is this the best station in the UK? Which others should I stop at?
How I’m looking at a roast dinner
When we said there’s a certain Home Alone 2 actor that we wanted gone we didn’t mean Catherine O'Hara
I bet they are having the best time right now
A few people informed me that an old post of mine was on the front page of reddit this weekend and whilst that’s cool I would like a fiver or maybe a sweet treat
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There are free lunches too, big win.
Fella at the offie asked to see my hairline instead of ID and he put my shopping straight in the bag
I can ask for ‘the usual’ at my barbers now so that’s exciting
We were supposed to be at the final show of Stage/Fright tonight. Sadly we are stuck in the snow at Aberdeen airport. Gutted we can’t make it but hope everyone going has the best time.
Please message me to tell me who the special guest is I’m dying to know
We are hanging on by a thread here
There’s nobody I’d rather be stuck in a snow storm with. Dry Jan is out the window, we’ve finished the hotel’s supply of Tennent’s already.
Still stuck in the airport hotel and I haven’t got my laptop with me so this is how I’m sending clients ideas
Thanks to the snow we are stuck in an airport for the foreseeable but luckily we watched ‘Terminal’ the film where Tom Hanks gets stuck in an airport a few days ago so at least we are prepared
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
I can’t believe people are circling back
First commute of the year
I found a great spot to bleed out
I look like I’m starring in a detective series that will be poorly received by critics
Here’s your annual reminder to be nice to hospitality and retail staff they don’t owe you anything
One year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s christmas present so the following year she got me this
It’s a bad day to be a mince pie and 16 beers
