The Whiner

Hunger Games didn't have the Roberts Court.

Even if Putin held a news conference broadcast worldwide to admit Russia, Russia, Russia, complete with documentation, 1/3 of the country wouldn't believe it.

I have no doubt that's how it happened.
I sincerely doubt it was Bondi who came up with the idea.
Think someone else whose name starts with "B." (Hint: he wears three shirts.)

"an otherwise normal life to lead" 😅😅🤣

When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.

He'd probably have better luck with Grok.

...meaning my D congressman in NW Indiana won't be eliminated. At least for a brief moment, I'm happy.

Hmmm. I thought the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development was supposed to be the one with tremendous experience.

Who would know better than career diplomat and intellectual giant Tom Homan?

Thanks. I really needed a good laugh tonight. 🙏

As a lifelong Patriots fan, I'm a Gronk guy.

I can sympathize.
As a lifelong Patriots fan, I'm a Gronk guy.

"And that's why we're seizing and deporting those homeowners in Home Depot parking lots."

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

You've got to hand it to him, those sure are words.

"Also amazing are pancakes, folks. A new word nobody has ever heard. I came up with it. They're like cakes but from a pan. I call them pancakes. Christians too. Adopting to pancakes. Very big stuff. Ballroom. Huge. And some say flarpnozzle bing. Bingidy bangidy. So sad. Flurp."

Also - his "business model" in a nutshell.

SUPER popular. Popular like no one's ever seen before.

English, please?

Imagine that.

But can he play the bagpipes?

He didn't even plan his *coup* in the Situation Room.

There were literally congressional hearings where whistleblowers in the insurance industry cried while discussing being forced by superiors to repeatedly illegally deny payment for lifesaving care in the run up to the passage of the ACA. That’s what republicans want us to return to.

She's come a long way since her MSNBC stints lol

The beard he tried to grow when he was younger must have looked horrific.

"Unless we can round them up right before they're sworn in."

Exactly my first reaction.

Trump wasn't the only one with kompromat - it's how Wolff got to spend so much time at the White House and write his books.

Nope. He'll dress like this.

The calls reportedly aren't working, though; in his addled mental state, he keeps asking them to find 11,780 votes.