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I have not seen this anywhere but on The Borowitz Report. Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more The Borowitz Report Hillary Clinton's Opening Statement Instead of Melania Trump, who spent untold hours with the child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, they summo...

I have not seen this anywhere but on The Borowitz Report.

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Hillary Clinton's Opening Statement

Powerful and directly on point.

Trump stands dressed in a commodore uniform with nonsensical medals all over his chest under a “Mission Accomplushed banner. One Trump speech medL reads: “Operation Epstein Distraction Has Begun!” A second speech bubble reads: “All Epstein News Has Been Obliterated”.

I'm sure he would inherit bone spurs from his coward father.

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯%.......

OPINION OR FACT ?........
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The shit just spews from all of them.

The USA Hockey team visited Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada & he showed WAY more respect for these champion Olympians than Trump did.

That says everything.

It Can Now Be Plainly Said: Trump Is Planning a November Coup d’État During the campaign, it was kind of hard to picture the specifics of how Trump might pull such a thing off. Alas, it’s getting less hypothetical by the week.

It Can Now Be Plainly Said: Trump Is Planning a November Coup d’État

Is Khamenei dead or alive? Shocking satellite images show his house completely destroyed after US-Israel bombings? The imagery reveals catastrophic damage. The structures comprising Khamenei's immediate residence and surrounding security perimeters have been completely levelled.

Well Khamenei’s house is certainly dead. I guess Mar-a-Lago is fair game for Iran’s eye for an eye retaliation. But no worries, we know where Melania really lives.

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The regime has no regard or respect for females or children. Detestable.

The cries of anguish. Jesus Christ.

Yesterday

The American military is killing and dying for “ISRAEL”! #EPSTEINwar
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Vance is a dimwit. WTF does he know beyond eyeliner brands.

No amount of bombs will keep the Epstein files from being released.

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As they are both to pure evil.

Evidence suggests Trump raped at least TWO girls Crossposted from Blue Wave Voters Thanks to investigative reporter Roger Sollenberger - confirmed by NPR and other news organizations - the world now knows the story of “Jane Doe 4,” as found in the E...

Evidence suggests Trump raped at least TWO girls - Daily Kos

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Here’s What TNR Readers Think About the Democratic Party The results are in from our recent readers’ poll. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets high marks. Kamala Harris, not so much.

Here’s What TNR Readers Think About the Democratic Party newrepublic.com/article/2056... via @newrepublic.com I find myself agreeing with the majority of TNR readers on most of these questions.

The "pro-piece" ticket because all they want to give us are scraps if nothing at all.

Shitzinpantz vs Bigfoot. I choose Bigfoot.

They think they’re so clever…

The man is truly insane. How can America not see what's in front of its eyes? Congress wake up. Pentagon wake up. All America wake up.