im killing it

chongo facts spitting hour

I guess with a trillion dollars you can get people to write whatever you want even if its "Tesla without Musk is like pizza without cheese." When people ask why youre taking more money from the economy than any human being before.

at least the government would regulate crack, not ai though

It's been a long, long while and I don't compress quite as good as I used to so you'll have to meet me halfway while I squiiiiiish in close but, you uh... Want a flower?

(AMAZING comm, the first I've gotten in years, from the lovely @home-made.bsky.social!!)

Almost a week into NNN, that's not supposed to happen, right?

Astolfoburger prides itself on going above and beyond for their employees in their time of need, the Astolfo room is easily convertible into a permanent and spacious living space

Here's my ass. Meh. Not sure how much longer I'll be doing this tbh

thanks for showing off for as long as you have :3

that hall of mirrors stuff was crazy

oct 24 - nov 25 bc im a chronic procrastinator. TWINK DEATH OF A PIZZA BOY!!! And uhhh, yeah guess i should post smth here lmao

twink death haha rekt

hell yea

ZOMBIESS MHMHMHHHHH

its totally not a box full of pizza hut coupons

the trick is to light the whole pile on fire and inhale, then you don't have to take any!

when you take a shower and the mirror fogs up:

Happy Halloween everyone! May tonight be full of sexy tricks and yummy treats for you! ;3)

I live for this

The witch’s fat cat steps in one of her brews and accidentally turns herself human

a man is playing a guitar on a stage in a dark room . ALT: a man is playing a guitar on a stage in a dark room .

ween

socksss

a man is playing an electric guitar with the words the rocking written above him ALT: a man is playing an electric guitar with the words the rocking written above him

jsonic type beat

i ❤️ cute gay guys

wahoo

Day 30: Unexpected
Johnny woke up to a BIG surprise. Probably should have expected it!
#fattytober

Kurt Cobain

Continuation of Noya's accidental breast growth/lactation spell.
The boys are being very helpful!
#gnarstyFantasyDorks

boy belly