Jason Kallelis

lol

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

FUCK HAHAHAHA

Today’s mood

'I don't know who he is,' says Trump after pardoning crypto tycoon The president pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the co-founder of the world's largest crypto exchange, in October.

Not to kick the rotting corpse of a horse but both sides of the media would've ravaged Biden for weeks if he'd said something like this

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

The Animal Crossing team is so funny, man. They will stand defiant in players calls for even a little crumb of an update during a game's peak popularity and then 20 years later be like "We have added macroeconomics to Animal Crossing: New Leaf."

Why do the stupidest people have the loudest voices

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.

MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

brb, uninstalling Office from my gaming handheld (it has been on this screen for like five minutes)

welcome to the new era of CBS News, where brave truth-telling takes precedence over spelling Zohran Mamdani’s name correctly

“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

if you work for a publication that does this and have any idea how much $$$ your outlet makes from affiliate sale commissions on prime day, DM or signal me: jason.404

also interested if you are a journalist who is asked to do these deal roundups as part of your job

At least when retailers invented Valentine's Day, they had the decency to name it after something other than their own stores

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

i love that the average republican is a conspiracy theorist now

Hades II, Silksong, and Ghost of Yotei just prove that the best thing a game can do is let you play as a woman. Immediately makes your game better.

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

“The WiFi” lmao

Maybe it is appropriate then that so many large media institutions are carrying on his “work” to facilitate “open dialogue” by letting the right call for Civil War, retribution, and violence while firing anyone who simply accurately describes the things that Charlie Kirk said and did.

congrats to all the media outlets carrying on charlie's work of silencing speech

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And yes, I was the last Black full-time columnist in the Opinion section.

Washington Post -- operating in a city which for a long time has been majority Black, is now without any full-time Black opinion writers.

lmao

Mural art on a white brick walkk picturing a crying Sam Altman and the caption: Please bro. We're so close to AGI. Just $20.000.000.000 more bro.

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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now