Sable Pausch

Like i said I’ve got a guy of you want stickers

laying down motionless and groaning gives me a tactical advantage in the battlefield

this game looks so fun but I just know I'll be laying flat on the floor motion sick within 10 minutes

this felt too informative not to share

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

In early 2021 working in Orlando, a coworker jumped in the rental with me, called out “DID YA HEAR? FLORIDA IS #1 FOR COVID BAYBEEE!!!” Took a fat rip of his vape and coughed his fucking lungs out

I tested positive for covid a couple days later

THANKS CHUCK I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT

Makes sense

I know at least 2 people who’d want to get intubated for horny reasons

Biblically accurate

I will say as a former owner of a nice BMW i can not recommend getting one

They can be very nice until they are very suddenly very bad

A nice cushy Benz
Plus youd potentially have a cadre of nerds who fix those at your disposal

starlight and trixie comic

Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

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Things are getting p bad

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO KNABE WOLF,

YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION

Practice makes pizza

Oh that looks good as hell

Pizza loaf?
Is that like french bread pizza or what

Kitty

Extra rolls in your gacha game of choice

*Me holding my breath forever for better features and support for ARES*

It’s called crazy bread for a reason

Also, wild they refused to do a scan
Usually they like making money on tests

They thought i was having an aneurysm, apparently
Rushed me to CT, did the gamut,
Then left me in a room alone on a saline drip for an hour

Eventually someone came by and i was stressing the fuck out and he was like
“Oh, no youre fine, probably a migraine. You oughta go.”

A few years back i woke up with splitting head pain and terrible nausea while i was working out of state
I went to the urgent care to get meds and the nurse did some eval; which apparently went bad because she made me go to the ER and called ahead

What if i told you
you can kiss boys in bed
Or for added flair, on a chaise lounge

The Pet Boys

I might have to update my refsheet

It feels ingrained at this point, unfortunately