@verylarge.bsky.social
Absolutely massive
Dropkicking a Maoist pomegranate through your nans conservatory
08.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Superbowl Sunday always takes me back to that crisp January morning where I was informed I would indeed be starting at left guard for the Oakland Raiders
08.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stained arse windows
08.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in the baldur's gate TV continuity Gale's chest hole has healed into a fine chussy
08.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 44 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1I cannot wait to see you crest the kuiper belt in one leap
08.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You will never convince me that I wouldn't medal on my first attempt at ski jump. I would just be goated at it immediately.
08.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Accidentally doing both and receiving a concussion for your troubles
08.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Starting a noise/drone project called ai grok wife
08.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now yer gettin it big dawg
08.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well when a woman and a man and a man and a man love eachother very much they do a special kind of hug
08.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I met my wife on Grokipedia
08.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sweet threenis bro lemme see the tips clap
08.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Bro you gotta be nibbling me gently lest you draw the ire of the great androgenape of the Thames Barrier Reef
08.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0BRO WE ARE GOING TO KILL THE YELLOW KING OF CARCOSA
08.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 126 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 2Wheyyyy it didn't turn up lads lads lads lads lads banteeeeeerrrr
08.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Having a dreadful run of form with bags being delivered to the belt even remotely on time. I just want to go home, not stand in regional airports
08.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In da gulf biting
08.02.2026 11:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inventing Málaga from first principles
08.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going on speaker mode to Catch Tha Splash®️
08.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Answering the phone mid dump and just blasting
08.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cum wetly
08.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bone merchant, bone merchant, sell me a bone
08.02.2026 08:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Welcome to Jacob Rees-Mogg's Juche Masturbatorium
08.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need 2 Poo: Forced 2 Stew
08.02.2026 05:53 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wojack of a man with a hairy back, with "knew that" shaved into the hair. He is saying "yeah I actually had knowledge of this at a previous time". He has a hat and ribbon also indicating this
Crandall Live Cam
08.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Greetings from Mr. Hello
08.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I think you're spot on there, there's a really low cloud out currently adding to the whole mistiness. Thanks Handy Cross Coach Station ™️
08.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same, something about the cars dotted about with the fogged out windows too just feels right
08.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Something bizarrely comforting about a well lit carpark in the wee hours. Especially as the birds start to wake up for the dawn chorus.
08.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Can already tell this hangover will bedevil me in the morning. Who's bright idea was it to book a 6.40am flight. Arse.
07.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
