Every time I clean my toilet, I make everyone else take this vow.
01.12.2024 21:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
oh, I loves me some snark..
01.12.2024 21:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I had more bots. So many bots. More bots than anyone.
The best bots like nobody has ever seen.
Bots would come up to me with tears in their eyes..
01.12.2024 21:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
thanks!
They did get around to the snarky part, though
01.12.2024 20:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I had to try it.
Snarky, Mr. Roast ... just say "Snarky".
01.12.2024 20:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Ah. Tracer rounds..
01.12.2024 18:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Please come back. We've got all these great zingers, and nobody to use them on.
01.12.2024 17:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
30.11.2024 22:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
30.11.2024 22:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It is a remake of a much older work
30.11.2024 22:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
look at that jawline.
needs more dough.
30.11.2024 01:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
29.11.2024 20:03 โ ๐ 542 ๐ 76 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 3
and make sure you're honest with him.
When you hand him the sandwich, just say
"I didn't spit in it."
(then, keep 'sneaking' glances at him as he
goes to take bites)
29.11.2024 22:17 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
catnip garland?
28.11.2024 00:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If social media was a horse race...
Sound up!
27.11.2024 19:37 โ ๐ 2156 ๐ 638 ๐ฌ 153 ๐ 153
He won't end Social Security...
they'll just raise the retirement age to a bit higher
than the average life expectancy.
25.11.2024 00:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Still trueโฆ
24.11.2024 22:04 โ ๐ 7393 ๐ 2722 ๐ฌ 250 ๐ 149
Demand an audit.
24.11.2024 21:19 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I had to scratch my head at all the plans posted out in the open, as if the opposition would never see it
24.11.2024 21:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
REMINDER: Project 2025 eliminates no-fault divorce and makes it nearly impossible to get one.
DONALD TRUMP: Five children by three different wives.
PETE HEGSETH: Seven children by three different wives.
24.11.2024 20:59 โ ๐ 4050 ๐ 1771 ๐ฌ 258 ๐ 96
An elegant library on the top and wood plank on cinderblocks bookshelves on the bottom
My home library plans
(top) and the finished product (bottom.)
24.11.2024 21:20 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
SOMEONE FINALLY SPEAKING TRUTH
24.11.2024 21:11 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
With Trump win, focus turns to older Supreme Court justices
Some liberals called for Justice Sonia Sotomayor to retire before Donald Trump returns to the White House. But Democrats would struggle to confirm a replacement.
Some Democrats are calling for Justice Sotomayor, a 70-year-old with Type 1 Diabetes since age 8, to step down during the lame-duck period before Donald Trumpโs inauguration in January. Itโs an idea as stupid in reality as some find it appealing in theory.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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But, could costco?
24.11.2024 18:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Eggs benedict and a coffee, $1.99?
24.11.2024 18:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
he also seems to think that quality foods are still
readily and affordably available to the average person.
24.11.2024 16:43 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I have started carrying them in my First Aid kit
24.11.2024 13:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Under the guise of defending free speech, Musk has turned X into one of the most restrictive, deceptive and manipulative platforms on the internet.
He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation.
...๐งต
23.11.2024 17:54 โ ๐ 19677 ๐ 4691 ๐ฌ 572 ๐ 179
It's nice having a dog. Now I'm not the only one peeing in the backyard at 2am.
23.11.2024 22:50 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
YouTube video by Robert Reich
A Warning from 1994 of a Two-Tiered Society | Robert Reich
30 years ago today, I warned that America was becoming a two-tiered society composed of a few winners and a larger group left behind, whose anger and disillusionment could be easily manipulated.
I took a lot of heat for this speech at the time. Watch and tell me if I was wrong.
22.11.2024 21:55 โ ๐ 2433 ๐ 510 ๐ฌ 118 ๐ 27
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey ๐ฅ and wine๐ท.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
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Same bitch different place.
I still donโt like you.
Leave my she-shed alone.
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