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Mark Holland

@riffraff1971.bsky.social

I do all my own stunts

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Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.

Real life:

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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Monday

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If I had known there'd be a crocodile in the fridge, I never would have reached for the sausages.

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Sunday

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The lads are oot and aboot in that there London πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅

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Time to break one’s fast.

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Saturday

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🐝 🐝 🐝

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Friday

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Thursday

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Wednesday

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Don't cry on my shoulder 'cos you're rustin' my spurs.

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Morning mass πŸ˜‡

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Tuesday

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AC/DC - Bad Boy Boogie LIVE In Munich [HD]
YouTube video by MountainTechnician AC/DC - Bad Boy Boogie LIVE In Munich [HD]

#20SongsByYear
#MusicChallenge

1977

Day 13|AC⚑️DC - Bad Boys Boogie

youtu.be/11sTYilIiu4?...

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Monday

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Knowledge is power.

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There may be trouble ahead.

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Sunday

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No time-wasters prease.

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Triumphant Elephant

This is simply sublime open.spotify.com/track/1wOxAZ...

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I miss her every day…

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Choose carefully.

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WUT?

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Well?

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Mornin’ kids.

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I'm having to yank myself off around the clock because I haven't got any proper sex with girls.

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Friday

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