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50 Followers  |  48 Following  |  111 Posts  |  Joined: 29.07.2025  |  2.36

Latest posts by orpheus.bsky.social on Bluesky

this shit tastes terrible i think im just gonna photosynthesize instead

07.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just had a dream where i went to the dentist and that was it

07.08.2025 10:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and now my stomach is Ouch.. i fear it is i for whom the bell tolls.., 🔔

07.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

idk what i did to my back but im clearly on 1 HP or close anyway

06.08.2025 23:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I neeed this to happen tomorrow or preferably today thank you

06.08.2025 09:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LETS GOOOO (is this basically genshin abyss 😭 idk i never made it to the hsr endgame)

05.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

where do bathtub replacement companies get the money for 5 minute commercials

05.08.2025 15:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a lot of these weirdos want the admiration and recognition that an artist gets without putting in the work that warrants that recognition in the first place

05.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NAHHHH

05.08.2025 13:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

whyg are there whole subreddits dedicated to defending ai art 😭😭 aint no one reading that!!!!

05.08.2025 12:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i feel like getting a ps3 and aherm, Downloading, a crap ton of games on it but i know i'm gonna use it for 20 minutes and chuck it in a closet

04.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gonna learn how to double jump soon. stay tuned

04.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'll put it in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel 🚀🚀🔥🥶

04.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im in da house like carpet

04.08.2025 00:48 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

you know what... ur true

03.08.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i should b chilling in a niche european country tending to sheep 💔

03.08.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this shit is ASS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

03.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(it's Oh Shit I Have Work Tomorrow o'clock)

03.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i should've become a twitch streamer man 💔

03.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

i will play the horse game

03.08.2025 19:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im gonna find it in me one of these days!!!

03.08.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one day i'm gonna finish ff7 rebirth and that day may be today tomorrow or next year

03.08.2025 15:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

fr fr, takes a while to get used to but it's good as it's own thing

03.08.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

surely i can scrounge up 51 wishes for citlali before her banner ends!!

03.08.2025 12:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah fairlife shakes especially taste like they're made for human consumption unlike fuckin Pure Protein Chocolate Deluxe 😭😭

03.08.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should make a protein bar that doesn't taste like death and misery

03.08.2025 02:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every once in a while i suddenly remember i have tinnitus and get an existential crisis about how its incurable and its never gonna go away until i completely forget about it for a couple weeks then the cycle repeats

03.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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what is going on here man

03.08.2025 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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definitely 3. fun fact i'm one of those weirdos that thinks ds2 is actually a Good Game

03.08.2025 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ask me (almost) anything ngl.link/asdfeus

03.08.2025 01:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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