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10 Simple Tips for Screaming When You Have No Mouth

I have dreams like I'm a teen on Elm Street

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I made a new preview image for my ko-fi and wanted to show it off. I've been kinda getting into making stuff like this. I think it really captures the dark, spooky, and sometimes gory nature of my stories.
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I made a new preview image for my ko-fi and wanted to show it off. I've been kinda getting into making stuff like this. I think it really captures the dark, spooky, and sometimes gory nature of my stories.
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I write plenty of odd little horror stories. Some are just scary, others are grotesque. I like to have fun with the macabre and the morbid.

All of my public works are available for free on my ko-fi. If you're looking for something new to be afraid of, check me out.
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That makes a lot of sense. It's easy to tap into what makes something scary if you're actually afraid of it. In that same story, I also drew upon my very real fear of car crashes

So far, I think only one of my monsters was spiderish. And yeah, I personally think it's the scariest one I've come up with

I am anything that even vaguely looks like a spider. I write horror stories about monsters, terrors, and all sorts of vile things

I really thought the quote was, "Do one thing every day that scares others." Turns out I've been doing it wrong, but it's too late to stop now

I don't know if this is happening to anybody else, but over the years I've been slowly turning into an old man

Love it. It's one of my few 10/10 movies

A server at Olive Garden once said those exact words about me

Gonna start a small business where people pay me to name their cats for them

A Devil at the Door The Last Something published a post on Ko-fi

Now that we're all rested and refreshed, the tour continues. You may recognize this next exhibit; it's your front door. Yes, the very door that separates your home from the terrors in the night. Hear that knocking? Better answer it, there's a rare opportunity waiting.
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I used to have a Japanese Bobtail named Neko. She was a very good cat

That's fair. The acting is usually hit or miss. I think I'm just fascinated by the idea that, in universe, somebody is making the documentary. I wish more of them utilized the filmmaker as a character.

I really liked this one. Mockumentaries are just really neat to me

The Creature looks very polite and friendly. A+ very cute

I've been researching this as a special project for about two months, and I can't say anything conclusive yet. but I've grown convinced there's a dick joke to make about the title of the new 28 Years Later movie.

Hell is empty and all the devils are in office

Is getting stuck in the desert something you do often?

Hey thanks! That means a lot. You just made my day

Blood in the Water The Last Something published a post on Ko-fi

Apologies if the tour so far has been less than pleasant. Too morbid, too ghastly, too frightening. Let's take a break and enjoy a pallet cleanser. Something to wash away all of the darkness we've seen. This next exhibit should serve as a shower for our poor souls.
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In a lot of ways, it feels like a modern day version of A Nightmare of Elm Street. A sort of reimagining. I mean that in the best way

I just want to write spooky stuff and talk about movies and my cat, but the current state of the country is so heinous that everybody has a moral obligation to speak out against it

He looks friendly. Nice smile. He's even reaching out to shake your hand

Movie poster for Black Phone 2 (2025)

Black Phone 2 (2025)
8.5/10

I was apprehensive. A sequel didn't seem necessary, but I was wrong. It's very character focused. It's almost more a film about overcoming trauma and reclaiming agency than a supernatural killer. I loved it. Finn and Gwen are great protagonists

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a man wearing a mask with the words " there is something terribly wrong with this country isn 't there " behind him Alt: GIF of V's address to the people from V for Vendetta with the text "there is something terribly wrong with this country isn't there"

I watch V for Vendetta at least once a year. Sadly, it has become more and more relevant. If you love your country, if you love its people, you must recognize that what is happening is not only morally reprehensible but unsustainable. I am ashamed at how far America has fallen.