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The thing about being an US born person of immigrant extraction who has also lived in a couple of other countries and traveled to a bunch more is... I can be both very clear eyed in the way the US sucks while also being aware of how other countries use the USA's failings to distract from their own.

You say this about immigrants but you say this about MAGA. Hmm.

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There's all kinds of media I engage with and authentically like that is not smart or well made. I don't go around harassing critics about it because I am not the trashy junk food entertainment I pass the time with.

The thing that irks me about fandom these days is that some people have overidentified with the media they like to the extent that they need to be told it's clever and good.

Our neighbor to the other side of us has had wrong deliveries and we just drop them off to each other.

But the one who has never done this is also the one outside screaming all the fucking time or blasting music in their car at 3-5 am

Apparently a present I ordered was delivered to my next door neighbors house on like the third and they haven't even attempted to bring it back over. Not even dropping it on my porch. They just kept it???

Finding out Quentin Tarantino is a zionist and Paul Dano is pro-Palestine makes all this so much simpler.

God I wish.

4th Reich Target ... @joehewle... 56s Still would have been more profound than CF47 in his best moment. more mr. nice guy @juniorhon... 8h i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step Tor moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant

stop!! stop doing this!!!! think about something else!!!! mosquitos are breeding in your mind

Johann S E @johannshiel.bsky.so... 1m Please pleas please someone get A to do this - it's so funny FS more mr. nice guy @juniorhon... 5h i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around In the lander, Just howling 2 ...

"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"

You will never take away my desire to put on a cute themed outfit to go watch a movie with a crowd of other people doing the same thing

Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano are great actors who play the types of roles that Tarantino can't write

TBR has always been pro LGBTQ and Hannah is trans.

She was the one who invited Sargon and he wasn't funny

I can only roll my eyes

My toes curl in anticipation for like two days from now when you convince yourself that you’re funny enough to do an attack helicopter joke in 2025

You will never reach personal happiness while obsessively hating all others you encounter

You're so cringe man

Just stick to criticizing Israel and stop even trying on anything else

it would somehow almost be less embarrassing to be a vaush fan going into 2026 than stanning this kinda guy I feel like

Is that gene simmons

i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden

I don’t think night people get enough credit for adapting to a world run by day people

tech ceos are so funny "we should bring back public executions" dude you don't know how to use a grocery store self checkout shut your nazi hole

The image depicts a comic. Panel one shows the main character lying in bed with a heating pad. Panel two shows the same image, but now a cat has appeared on the heating pad. Panel three shows the same image, but a second cat has appeared alongside the first on the heating pad. Panel four shows the same image with two cats on the heating pad, one dropping from the ceiling, and one entering through the window.

A neat thing about birthright citizenship is how it tests whether a person cares at all about the Constitution. There's no argument against it, birthright citizenship is the unambitious text, the obvious intent of the drafters, and the undisputed way it was followed for the past 150+ years.

Or the "they WANT to be outside, it's fine!" As if we let dogs or any other animal free roam?

We give her supervised outdoor time and she just wants to lay in the grass next to where I'm sitting and soak up sun. When I walk in she follows.

Idk why people always say their cats try to run outside, I've had many cats and never had this issue. I have one now who would never think to look at the front door and the closest she gets to bolting is trying to follow the dog out to the backyard in summer. She's very well behaved and recalls.

it's so funny when people are like "i just can't keep my cat from going outside!" bro that is an 8 pound animal, how are you letting it outmaneuver you

I agree, but only for the rich like him.