Steve Sabol

Hey we're at Sam's Place in Lebanon, OR, tomorrow night. We’ll get started at 9pm and play for ~3 hours. 21 and over. No cover. Good food. Great drinks. TVs to check the score. Pinball & pool. We’ve played Sam’s before and it’s always AWESOME. See you there!

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It's the Dr Phil-ification of advice... "Well if I was blind I would just, you know, learn to see!"

Look what we found in the newspaper!

For our younger fans, a "newspaper" is/was a primitive information delivery system consisting of large sheets of thinly sliced trees smeared with ink and despair. Think of it as a non-interactive, non-searchable, Wi-Fi-free iPad.

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Doubtful Alibi will extend their escape during Make Music Salem on Saturday June 21!

How about a 90-minute set at Shades of Brewery @ 7 PM? Yeah. We thought so.

Steppenwolf, The Doors, Credence, Elvis, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, ZZ Top, Pearl Jam, & more. THEY’LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

I legit see NO downside. Democrats get to be a thorn in the GOP's side while supporting a popular position, and Republicans get to argue that they never approved this Back the Blue plaque.

Moderna pulls application for COVID-flu combination shot Moderna said on Wednesday it has withdrawn an application seeking approval for its flu and COVID combination vaccine candidate to wait for efficacy data from a late-stage trial of its influenza shot, which is due later this year.

Wait. I thought getting rid of red tape would Make Murica Great Again but here they are ADDING red tape? www.reuters.com/business/hea...

We are thrilled to announce the release of our iPhone app!

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Stoked to be back on stage AND we've added a bunch of new songs to the set!

And when the credits rolled he turned to his wife and said, "America needs more movies and jails like The Rock" and then for the first time in his life two ideas arrived simultaneously that weren't "I'm gonna fuck that girl" and "I need to edit those flight logs".

I miss the days of "compassionate conservatism" when they at least pretended they weren't the worst people on the planet.

My first job was solely to get an NES. I interviewed for a sales job recently and the interviewer asked me if I was “money motivated”. I replied “I’m toy-motivated. Let me tell you a story…”

“It’s inconvenient to me that I can’t inconvenience you.”

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

This the kind of performative crap that allowed DOGE to exist. How much did this stunt cost? What was the likelihood of the Saudi's responding with "Oh my gawd you're right we totally screwed the pooch on this one thank you for bringing it to our attention we will change NOW"? What a waste.

Third chat included the guy who cleans his pool (simply labeled "Pool guy"... "I always forget that dude's name) and a barista named Brynlee.

I am continually astonished that many of his voters ask themselves "what would Jesus do" and are fine with (waves arms frantically) this.

Don't be a PaniCANT. Be a PaniCAN.

Well, he’s doing it. Trump is uniting the nation.

The emperor has no brain.

Whoever sells those Trump “I did that” stickers are going to make a KILLING.

“Americans wake up April 1 hoping second Trump presidency revealed to be elaborate hoax”

If you have zero education, but learn how to ask AI models the right questions , in many jobs you will be able to outperform someone with an advanced degree, but who is unwilling to use Large Language Models.

Just takes a smartphone, curiosity to experiment and a mindset to learn.

Completely agree. Trump is a Rorschach test... one MAGA sees "take back our cities", another MAGA sees "lower egg prices", a third sees "Indiana Jones was wrong about NAZIs", etc.

I still don't understand how they asked "what would Jesus do" and answered with [waves arms wildly] all this.

Least believable thing about Greek mythology is how every character is important and has an intricate story. No regular guys at all. Zeus should have a brother named Steve who just works at the agora and that's his whole thing

Elephant calf with trunk up

Elephant calf with trunk down

Elephant calf update: very baby

Deport Elon from the Treasury Department. He’s there illegally.

Looking forward to getting back on stage!

We know definitively that Mr Schumer wrote this because even an intern would know how bad this would play. And we wonder why the Dems are bad at messaging.

The most important thing I can tell everyone that I've learned from being a YouTuber who explains how stuff works is that each and every time I thought "this is common knowledge and doesn't need to be explained" I was wrong.