“Do you know about the cosmology behind ICP?” are not words i expected to hear tonight
in 2017 I was an intern for my local government when i went on a ride along with a police officer who used to be Secret Service for the Clintons. He *Hated* them and said “if you knew the things they did.”
anyways, im just thinking about that for no reason in particular
“how many different videos of mordecai and rigby sipping lean are there?”
i lost one of my best friends today. Nucky was such a loving and curious cat, im so sad to see him gone but happy that i got to give him a loving home during his short time on this earth. I hope his next life is full of days spent basking in the sunlight and finding those little adventures.
saw a doctor who thinks im so cool and hot that she said i can take ketamine, as a treat :)
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
KILLING KISSINGER WAS THE SECOND BEST THING NICKI MINAJ HAS EVER DONE (SUPER BASS IS A BANGER)
rest in piss bozo
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Turns out Kissinger was, in fact, in that thing
Rest in pieces, Henry Kissinger; there is no place for you in Olam HaBa
henry kissinger is dead
LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO!!!!
ok then how do clown posse’s normally act
“Even when they’re free, they always struggled with the concern, the fear that they’ll be convicted and incarcerated again for something they didn’t do”
…so when a traffic cop tells you you’re arrested, you will become agitated. they say you’re violent.
I love (hate) living in a country where your chances of being in a mass shooting are never zero and *always* much higher than you think at any given moment.
anyways, my partner and i just got home from the texas state fair.
Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.
the idea of using a button to actuate is something that only comes around the 1880s so if you’re wondering what the first commercially sold typewriter looked like before the invention of the button, you are not prepared for the 1870 Hansen Writing Ball
Just learning Spain has the 2nd longest high-speed rail network in the world
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never forget one of the great conscientious objectors of our era 🫡
you were too powerful
i think i might have accidentally scratched off a mole??
reading the detailed coverage of my health ins and got to a section titled “Plan Does Not Pay Benefits for Exclusions,” which says that for anything listed in the exclusions they wont pay even if “It is the only available treatment for your condition.”
American healthcare is fucking evil
