olga lexell

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yet more reasons Newsom should be left in the dustbin of history rather than heralded as the democratic party’s next leader

hiyori chan offers you a fish… do you accept ?

me in front of dodgers stadium sign

i’m so ready for our villain era

Kike got very serious and said “I want to take this time to apologize… to ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO ONE!”

look, if you want owners to make more money at the expense of the guys who actually make the sports you love happen, that's your business. but take a pause to wonder why all the default solutions you have to creating "competitive balance" also manage to shift money from players to owners

it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age

how i’m sleeping all week

On Friday night, the revival of that lineup for Game 7 was in question. The Dodgers went to bed believing Rojas would not be available and that they might need to replace him on the roster with outfielder Michael Conforto. Rojas woke up Saturday morning still in pain. He went to the stadium at 1:30 p.m., received "a lot of meds and injections," he said, and tested out the rib in the batting cage. The pain was dulled enough that Rojas told Roberts he wanted to play. Roberts acceded. Rojas took another round of painkillers before first pitch and found himself at the plate in the ninth inning, with the Dodgers trailing, 4-3, and one out.

EXCUSE

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"What the fuck man?"
"Fuck you, motherfucker"

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

people saying "i hate the los angeles dodgers" doesn't hurt me because there is no way you hate them more than i do, as a fan of the los angeles dodgers

it's amazing how many people on the internet think the blue jays are a team comprised of canadians

how do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB

If your first inclination after that postseason is to argue about a salary cap or the Dodgers being bad for the sport, we just do not share anything in common about baseball

To close Game 7 and cement the Dodgers’ dynasty, the team turned to Yoshinobu Yamamoto, who was pitching on zero days of rest.

He collected the final three outs in the 11th inning.

the famous california dodgers

George Springer gets more and more hurt and it only makes him hit better. It's the baseball version of keep screaming at me my takes will only get worse

ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES IN BASEBALL HISTORY

"baseball" has now concluded. congratulations to the los angeles dodgers for winning the last game ever.

olga found dead in ditch

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

It's time once again.

LMFAO

The Blue Jays logo, but instead it says "Toronto Transit Commission" and has a train instead of a bird

The Dodgers logo but it says "LACMTA" in script and has a train instead of a baseball

Important Game 7 content

Dodgers just need to tie it up and then they've got 9 more innings to take the lead

lmfao