Moon Elle Waffle

I love that I (a straight woman in a different continent to you) saw this and my first thought was "has Jason Plaid Pants seen this?!"

I agree in principle, though. What humanity needs right now in order to heal is tea-making robots.

You have an intrinsic problem there regarding the definition of a cup of tea. In LA I was served a cup of warm frothy milk with a green tea bag in it. Was it technically a cup of tea? Probably.

😂😂

We went to a wedding in Malaysia which was like 350 people. We barely knew the bride but her family were SO welcoming as we had flown all the way over there. They invited us to their house, took us sightseeing after the wedding, and checked in constantly to make sure we were having a good time.

I am going to say this each time he shows up in a tiny guest spot on some old TV show.

Adam. Motherfucking. Scott

a cartoon of four men dressed as elves holding presents with u2 written on the top Alt: a cartoon of U2 dressed Christmas elves - bono is offering a gift towards the viewer

Nice

If **** means what I think it means then, yes. It's unhinged and deeply unpleasant.

I hope both the actors have lots of loving friends (and their RL partners) helping them to laugh off this lunacy.

I realise that although I said I was mad at Mark S, no-one else is allowed to say anything bad about him or criticise him IN ANY WAY because that poor man has suffered.

A picture of Mark's house from Severance with a photoshopped "Welcome Home Cheater" banner hanging outside it

Them: Mark's choice at the end of S2 is so finely balanced. Innies deserve their own emotional lives. Why would he give that up for a woman he doesn't know?

Me (in my heart):

I just can't believe they didn't get Mouserat to do the theme song. Missed opportunity smh

Sorry followers.... Time to stop pretending to be an articulate, media-literate Severance fan, and just revert to being the Adam Scott fangirl that I always was.

HELLO HOW DID I MISS THIS

I want to see what Milchick does next. They've set it up so beautifully - I am just itching for him to release hell on Lumon.

Dude! Your first time?

Ah I love him. I'm mad at him, for obvious reasons.

But someone on Tumblr pointed out, he was created PRECISELY not to care about Gemma. That's his whole reason to exist. You can't blame him for then not caring about Gemma.

They can totally do that if mark stops thinking with his dick.....

They live in the sewers and fight crime 😊

On a more serious note though, I'd like to hear Dan E's idiosyncratic humour coming through again.

Rebeck. Yes.

Do you think Mark and Helly are going to become like ninja turtles?

"what if you thought you were eurydice until the last second until you turned around just in time to realize you were orpheus?"

🤯

Haha sorry, that's for the "make the utterly badass traumatized wife the main character, not the sad husband"

YES

I desperately wanted to see him and Gemma back together but I don't know if I have any energy for any more "oooh, who will Mark choose?" stuff.

I'd like a focus on Gemma. That would be cool.

I want June, Devon, outie Irving and the WMC really pulling the anti-Lumon resistance together.

I like both Marks. And as you know, I'd happily watch 10 hours of Adam Scott scratching his balls.

I just think Mark's story is kind of done. It's been so central this season. Let him be a supporting character while we find out more about the others.

To clarify, I'm not joining the "boo, S2 BAD" crowd. I loved it.

Just.......ugh.

Now that #Severance S3 has entered production, here's my wishlist:

More friendship
More family
Less shipping
June
Irving's back story
Less Mark (and you guys KNOW how I feel about Adam Scott so this pains me deeply)

I'm sure there'll be more!

You'd think I'd have been ready. I've seen enough narratives where a writer comes up with a cool, smart idea, and the marketing people dumb it down, sex it up, and sell it to the most basic audience 🙄

a man running down a hallway with a walkie talkie around his neck Alt: Me Milchick unning down a hallway

Trammell Tillman is in the new Mission Impossible, you say?