Rev. Kristoff Von Gravy

A picture of Jack Kirby that says “no kings but Kirby”

The only King I acknowledge.

See you on Tuesday night at 8pm 🇬🇧 on @phoenixfm.com

Sick of jobs saying the manager wants to talk with me and then sending a fucking zoom link to watch a video with a bunch of people.

Why is this so fucking funny? I keep giggling, maybe tittering

Anyone here know much about Control Voltage and the SQ-1.
And an MS-20mini
And that new MPC Pro Pack CV upgrade?

How have you been?

How is everyone? I haven’t really been on in forever.

Or is it Band Resonance?

What does BR mean in relation to synth filters? If BP= Bandpass, does BR mean Band Rejection or something? Like a reverse BP?

Built a couple orchestral templates yesterday, just need to use them for something better lol

RIP to Brian Wilson. I’ve had this card taped to my main controller keyboard for years. God Only Knows is the best song of the 20th century. Maybe ever.

A two panel meme of Carl and Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. In the top panel, Rick asks, “what is a goats favorite bass sound?” Carl says, “Dad, stop” In the second panel, Rick says, “a hoover bass.” Carl responds, “please, stop.” Rick says, “a HOOVEr bass.” Emphasizing the “hoove” in “Hoover.” A Hoover sound is generally a 3 oscillator sound with each oscillator tuned an octave up consecutively, with Pulse Width Modulation (pwm) and a chorus effect, according to Wikipedia.

Fresh and low quality, from me to you

A light colored cat laying on her side and holding onto a pack of AA batteries.

She just likes to cuddle her batteries, ok.

a black and white drawing of a man with a mustache smiling ALT: a black and white drawing of a man with a mustache smiling

The Pinks are in control and your Slack is being stolen. #subgenius

I wouldn’t be doing my job as a Reverend without sharing the good word about “Bob” go watch the doc on Tubi
link.tubi.tv/kQsdRejTyTb

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A copy of The Pointer Sisters Break Out on vinyl

Dollar bin score. Such fun synth stuff all over it.

Here's how I feel about gen AI- why would I want to read something that nobody wrote? Why would I want to look at art nobody made? Why would I listen to music nobody played? What's the point?

A package of tilapia fish labeled as “beef ribeye steak.”

Costco and I have different definitions of beef. And ribeye. And steak.

Finally had orientation for work, training next week, and then cherry season kicks off

Thanks!

I’m 45 today. That’s craziness.

spoof of time magazine cover - instead of the “dire wolf” de-extinction it’s alf - it reads: “This is alf. he got run over by a pontiac sun fire back in ‘96. but now he’s back. they cloned alf. they fucking cloned alf. that goofy little bastard from melmac is back

A lot of creative folks are demoralized right now. Hell, I'm one of them. Maybe some of them are helping you through this rough time. If so, do me a solid:

Share their stuff. Drop them a kind word. Tip their Ko-fis, or join their Patreons. It seems like nothing, but it's everything right now. 🤘

Hey, friends! Both Jay and I are looking for work right now. Jay is incredible at what he does and could help any organization superpower their policy & advocacy work!

Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work?

[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]

Me: Sadly, no

Travel to the United States! Highlights include:
-viral outbreaks
-food borne illness
-plane crashes
-shootings
-race and gender based violence
-ICE detention centers
-and more!

A bass guitar amplifier shaped like a coffin called a “Vamplifier”

Hey @vampirestepdad.com do you have a Vamplifier?