Christopher Artinian @chrisartinian

Christopher Artinian

@chrisartinian.bsky.social

Yorkshire born best-selling author of 50 books #Dystopian #Apocalyptic #Horror. Living in the Outer Hebrides. A cinephile who loves music (anything from jazz to metal), cricket, and growing stuff in my polytunnel. Vegan FTA. www.christopherartinian.com

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I had to fact check this because I didn't think it could be true. Turns out that in 1997, a survey was conducted and this fact came to light. Staying with a biblical theme I'd like to add my own response. Jesus fucking Christ!

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I'd say we reached Idiocracy well ahead of schedule.

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Looking for a book with romance and excitement to celebrate Valentine's Day? Look no further. It's the feel-good story that will leave you with a warm, fuzzy sensation in your stomach.

WARNING: This book may also cause nausea, vomiting, sleep paralysis, hallucinations and paranoid delusions.

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A huge thank you to my readers who helped get this to number one today. ❤️

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Sorry for the delay in replying. I don't come on here as often as I should. I totally get laying off FB. I'll try and be a little more conscientious moving forward. In the meantime, I can tell you that Unsafe 6 is with my editor and I've just started work on Unsafe 7.

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Thank you. I hope you enjoy it.

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Can't believe that it's already been a year since this went live. #Halloween #Horror #Splatterpunk

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Truth!

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Thank you. 🤘

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