Tom Alderson

If you’re here then who’s doing the murderball

Turns out in France they translate the Gilette the best a man can get advert into French and it’s genuinely incredible

Usyk started to get through a fair bit then he’ll start to break Fury down now

Utterly ridiculous that last set from Littler

Nice of Bogle to make the booers last week look even thicker

Just ordered a Guinness and a Neck Oil and it felt utterly disgusting

Have no clue what to make of Peterborough

Even for Spurs this is very Spursy

Living for these Cucurella howlers

It’s nice weve given the reserve attackers a go but can we get the good ones on now please

They can walk however they want just do it in the background

Thought for a second then Sky weren’t gonna stop for YNWA like it’s the national anthem but I was wrong

Bloody love an indirect free kick

I just laughed when Gnonto scored what a stupid league

Geno Smith literally silenced the crowd at Levi's Stadium with this game-winning TD 😳🔇 #SEAvsSF

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Tony Romo went very Tono Romo on that play call

Just gonna @ you with my terrible Leeds takes and youll have to just grumble in silence

Wrexham are shite