JLP

I’d hire 10!

I fixed my bicycle!

Seconding this and adding "even if you suck at it, especially if you suck at it"

lol

The Three Days Ever

I can fly higher than any gull

Just in time for the holidays!

They're coming out with a smol chungus

XD

Let's flipping go

Hey I was using that

Meanwhile they have mysteriously yanked my ability to sign in to my account using an authenticator app

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Awesome wow thank you Google for your important work

Oh man I can't believe I forgot about spaetzle

Bursting Hole, Idaho

Nick Feces

Haven’t seen a “don’t laugh, it’s paid for!” bumper sticker in a long time.

Finding Plurbis

How is it

YouTube video by Faith No More - Topic The Real Thing

♾️

This is huge

oh my gosh

You act like this just came out of nowhere

You know, doing pullups at the airport!!! Our national pastime!!!

But the icing on the cake was the PIE. I had the coconut meringue pie. Man it was good! Y'all gotta

The icing on the cake was the pie

Have you kidding??

They’re giving me weird upgrades like I can vomit faster and clap my hands slightly louder

What's up with logistics, planning, organization, systematization, freight, shipping, transportation, tonnage, packing, hauling, conveyance, packages, payloads, shipments, carriage, cartage, transit, lading, merchandise, delivery, portage, dispatch, distribution, and cargo?

Might fuck around and trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries

does it hurt the horse to harvest its pucky?