Mike, last I checked

What movie do you consider perfect?

A circular infographic chart categorizing cheeses by type of milk and texture. At the center, four sections are labeled cow, sheep, goat, and buffalo, radiating outward into concentric rings for textures: soft, semi-soft, semi-hard, and hard. Each cheese name is placed within its corresponding segment, with illustrated wedges of cheese circling the outer edge. Cow’s milk occupies the largest portion, featuring well-known varieties like Brie, Camembert, Taleggio, Havarti, Gouda, Cheddar, and Parmesan. Sheep’s milk includes cheeses such as Roquefort, Manchego, and Pecorino Romano. Goat’s milk features options like Chèvre, Crottin de Chavignol, and Humboldt Fog. Buffalo is represented by Mozzarella di Bufala Campana and Buffalo Blue. The cheeses are organized visually so that softer varieties appear closer to the center and harder ones toward the edge. Small colored drawings show each cheese’s texture, rind, and tone, from creamy whites and soft rounds to golden blocks, crumbly wedges, and blue-veined interiors. The background is a deep charcoal gray, making the warm oranges, yellows, and creams of the cheeses stand out clearly.

EVERYONE STOP

cheese wheel of cheeses

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is

I was doing good up until the 5th purchase.....

Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you

Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down

Mr. Rogers did not raise us to be this selfish and uncaring.

Yes, they named a ship after Nog, and he only ever made LT. 😭😭

Similarities between ICE & the Gestapo

On mine, the light is active when the mic is hot, which is pretty convenient to see at a glance when I'm in game.

If I could just fast forward to the end of the month so I'm not so stressed about this damn project, that would be grrrreeeaaatttt....

Screenshot of Twitter with a box around 'AMERICA IS BACK' trending,next to a tweet of American liquor being removed from Canadian stores due to the tariffs.

lol

I just spent $152 on gluten free cookies and have absolutely zero regrets.

Oh definitely, I was ecstatic when I got mine, and that one has an extra drum mine didn't have!

I had one of those when I started in percussion! You will need something stronger than Advil.

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Didn't start feeling anything till the drive home, so hopefully I didn't spread anything last night

I hate it. Every week this year has been hell lol

I'm sick. Again. #FuckingOverIt

I was able to make it to the Royal Rumble and felt ok all day, thankfully! It was an awesome show and a great day. And now I lay on the couch all day cause my knees and back are very angry.

January has been the fucking worst, aside from the obvious reasons. Lost a close friend in a car accident, had a cold that lasted 2+ weeks, and then as soon as I was mostly over that, I got the stomach flu. 3 days before I am supposed to go to the Royal Rumble.
Fuck this month.

Indiana Jones punching a Nazi

Raw has been great so far, but the highlight was how hard they booed Hogan

Thank you #Snickers, for saying 'pecan' correctly in your commercials

Yes

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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Happy New Year!

It’s been a rough week, but this helps.