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It’s bwoken 🥺

#F1 #DutchGP

Cried at work. Bought cigarettes. Shouted at two dehumidifiers and now I’ve dropped garlic mozarella gnocchi filling on one of my socks.

Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..

They’re really good tbf 🤣 savage softies.

Well, I was listening to Osiah yesterday, but I felt sorry for the neighbours after a while..

I don’t know if I can get heavier than that?

Smashing out Gaerea to see if it makes me feel better.

It does not.

Me facing the slightest mental inconvenience:

Uuuuggghhh… another Deftones album that I have to declare undying love for.

The cycle never ends.

That’s one of the formative bricks right there.. I’m so sad.

That’s me listening to Mastodon for the rest of the week then.. 😞

My TikTok algorithm is literally fighting for its life.

Does she want KPop?
Why is there metalcore here?
Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings?
WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING???

*app crashes*

The tiger is ADORABLE!

Who’s your favourite character in KPop Demon Hunters (and why is it Mira)?

Me: I’m not sure if I actually have ADHD.

Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday.

Wait..

Respectfully, a Monster drinks holder already exists.

It’s called your hand.

The drink holder is your HAND.

Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.

I’m trying to be surprised that he has no self awareness, but I’ve disliked him for years..

What fresh hell is this?

There were plenty of problems before DTS, but the DRAMA!

I’ve been on TikTok this morning and people are making departure announcements. “This account will no longer be making Lando Norris content.” Who ARE you?

I can’t. It’s too early for this much stupid.

I swear to god I am one more psychotic Lando Norris stan away from binning this stupid fandom off all together..

What do you MEAN they were hospitalised??

Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS??

Where is the exit??!
#F1

Oh Lynne.. a road without carbs is a lonely journey! May your tater tots be loaded, with joy! ❤️

My top 10 ways to potato:
10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Something
6. This
5. Godly
4. And
3. Existentially
2. Comforting
1. Tater Tots
🥔

Me: *trying to not lose my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*

Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*

One of my favourite people asked if I’d sit their dog this weekend while they’re away.

No worries, love to!

In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm.

☺️

Mourn released their new song and visualiser half and hour ago and I am absolutely cooked.

It’s beautiful.

Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

No cheating, your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?

GBWM. A new viral sensation project where I post videos of myself emptying my credit card for gig tickets, band merch and tattoos.

Go broke with me.

Is he hot, or is he just six foot four?

Got woken up by a guy talking on his phone at 5000 decibels (thru his car speakers) at 4am this morning and now my spreadsheet’s too bright and I can’t read my own handwriting.

Thanks so much. Appreciate that.

Apparently my mother’s neighbour offered her the use of her Royal Horticultural Society card.

She called her ‘a neighbour with benefits’.

😐

I would like it if she never spoke again for the rest of her life now pls and thank you.

Brilliant. They didn’t put the batteries in it.