Holy effing …

If they’re filing felony assault charges for a sandwich to the chest, what would they do for a pie in the face?

No. They don’t know that. In fact, there’s a lot they don’t know.

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A nice sendup, but I fell into hysterical tears halfway through.

So President Palpatine is now calling for the firing of all “Biden era” US attorneys. As if anyone serving in the last administration is suspect. And how can they replace them? You need an education to get a law license.

I need to get rid of many pounds. I also need chocolate ice cream. Something tells me these needs may be in conflict.

What I really need is a government that doesn’t make me feel the need for chocolate ice cream.

Trump Says U.S. 'Will Take Over' Gaza and Palestinians Should Relocate: Live Updates

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For all of those who didn’t vote Harris because of Gaza, or who actually voted for the Orange Guy because of Gaza: You helped set this up. If we ever get the chance to vote again, I hope you will be a little smarter.

Check out “How to Become a Tyrant” on Netflix

I don’t often recommend commercial films, but you may like this 2021 docuseries, narrated by Peter Dinklage. I did.

President Blames D.E.I. and Biden for Crash Under Trump’s Watch President Trump’s remarks, suggesting without evidence that diversity in hiring and other Biden administration policies somehow caused the disaster, reflected his instinct to immediately frame major e...

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Really? You’re going to go that route?