Mike Kaufman

Mike Kaufman

@theonlymike.bsky.social

Greener pastures, bluer skies. Interested in conflict, conspiracies, and politics and how they often intersect. Coping through current events through sarcasm.

72 Followers 426 Following 47 Posts Joined Feb 2024
1 year ago

We are a few weeks away from a modern version of “Antony offering Caesar a crown” to gauge the crowds comfort level of returning to a monarchy. The question isn’t if it’ll happen but who will be the traitor to America to do so.

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1 year ago

And based on your avatar you’re just a big talking duck. So duck off?

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1 year ago

Useful idiots are going to be the downfall of us all

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1 year ago

The ripple effects of Russia being unable to support their allies by being bogged down in Ukraine, paired with Iran’s axis of resistance being diminished is wild to see in real time.

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1 year ago

Using terms like “opposition forces” and “rebels” to describe groups in Syria, by media and journalists, is pretty disingenuous. There are too many players to just paint them all with such a wide brush stroke. Maybe descriptions like “Turkish-backed rebels” or “Sunni Islamist forces.”

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1 year ago

If only Russia and Iranian-backed militias were in the same shape as they are in today…. The last few years could have been vastly different.

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1 year ago

I appreciate you doing your best to specify the factions involved. So many media outlets and journalists are using terms like “rebels” or “opposition forces” which is a bit disingenuous. The conflict has so many players and painting them with such a wide brush is a bit much.

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1 year ago

Not sure wrap around shades and a mullet translates as well or would really be as powerful while sitting in a sedan or a Vespa but now I want it to be real….

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1 year ago

Yes… everything is FINE (Fuck It Never Ends)

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1 year ago

I politely disagree but am open to your opinion.

Oh, wow, look at that. I guess it isn’t too much to ask!

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1 year ago

Which is why he wants to go after agencies like NASA, who live in a space he already exists in with his current contracts. He’s diminishing their spending to his own benefit. Oligarchs gonna oligarch.

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1 year ago

Is this another one of Elons alt accounts?! Dude just wants to populate the world with his progeny.

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1 year ago

Pro Russian talking points are acceptable, but Assad is where he draws the line?! Russia’s ally…. Assad? This is the dumbest timeline.

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1 year ago

Elon is just making the ability to get from life to death more efficient.

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1 year ago

Whoa, some guy with an American flag in his twitter handle blames the Jews?! You go down any rabbit hole and surprise, you somehow end up at “the Jews.” Can we please update the international boogeyman? It’s been centuries.

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1 year ago

Secretary of Bread and Circus, but just like DOGE, in the vein of being efficiently inefficient, his co-secretary will be Dana White.

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1 year ago

USA

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1 year ago

How can he DJ 1000 feet away from said school?

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1 year ago

Vance get his naughty parts stuck in a cushion zipper again?!

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1 year ago

The JK Rowling of the House

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1 year ago

The process was getting old.

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1 year ago

Loyalty Trumps everything

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1 year ago

I can’t even begin to fathom why Musk would want to *checks notes* cut programs to NASA or the State Department… if only there was an obvious explanation for who owns companies that would benefit! Guess we will never know…

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1 year ago

They eat their own and use whoever the need. Yet, they won, so now they have to live with the sycophantic people that have latched onto the campaign for their own benefit.

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1 year ago

How did he skip over doomsday buckets, water filters, and pills?! Alex Jones and his ilk already have the monopoly on it?

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1 year ago

How do these groups square their ideology with the support Israel will be receiving from the Trump administration? Not saying Trump’s administration isn’t also full of those spewing white nationalist, Christian-fascist talking points, because it is… but how do they reconcile these opposing things?

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1 year ago

At this point, the UFC is one step away from being government run bread and circus for the masses, so I’m sure Dana White would be happy to have his buddy Elon fight Zuck in the ring.

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1 year ago

I dunno…. Mark Zuckerberg just used his $$ to record, what we are told is a song, with T- pain. Certainly doesn’t benefit society but it’s something unexpected and, most might say, unwanted.

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1 year ago

The word salad that had to be created to describe what he wants to do… if this cosplay crusader is appointed… we live on the dumbest timeline.

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1 year ago

Now I’m going to have to stop calling the other guy the Fox News host appointee (I really don’t want to have to learn their names). I’ll start calling the other guy the Cosplay Crusader or something. If trump appoints another one I’m screwed.

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