Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic

Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic

@grubreport.bsky.social

I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.🖖🏻 Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social https://www.stephanielucianovic.com

3,777 Followers 1,262 Following 7,177 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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What a wonderful thing!

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6 hours ago

I am generally a (very) critical person when it comes to legacy news media. Having said that, what is otherwise one of their worst qualities—their oppositional defiance disorder in the face of criticism—is likely gonna kick in hard in response to this threat & make them push Iran coverage even more

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US immigrant parents are taking intense precautions in case of detention: ‘I need to prepare for the worst’ From wills and guardianship papers to advance healthcare directives, parents are anticipating dying in custody or being deported without warning

US immigrant parents are taking intense precautions in case of detention: ‘I need to prepare for the worst’ From wills and guardianship papers to advance healthcare directives, parents are anticipating dying in custody or being deported without warning ...

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BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

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1 day ago

Ross Gay, too.

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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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Bluesky is the app for people who like sports, but sports doesn't like them back.

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But seriously, how fucking dumb do you have to be to run a dark money influence op on a professional influence op researcher and her influence op former reporter boyfriend? Just insane dummies. Vote Kat and she'll out this shit in Congress constantly.

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Kat’s campaign messaging highlights a modest upbringing and financial struggle, yet she comes from a wealthy family, attended elite private schools, and is supported by her partner, a CEO of a major media company.
Her campaign mailers contain a comic book illustration depicting a modest childhood home and middle-class upbringing.

Oh my god, a dark money group is paying people to attack Tim Onion. But they call me a "CEO of a major media company."

Do not pay influencers to attack Tim Onion and his untold millions (or billions?) of dollars to attack Tim Onion without mentioning the GREAT deal you can on an Onion membership.

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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

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Too many people, including some news media, let the truth be trampled upon without thought for what is happening to us and our nation.

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Priest faces $500,000 in fines for feeding homeless

The president made $4 billion last year and just murdered 160 children

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Seriously - if you’re still on X, this is what you’re helping support.

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social - you need to be asking for sanctions on Sen. Tuberville.

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In cases you were wondering . . . this is a photo that annoyed Pete Hegseth so much because he thought it was "unflattering" so he got the photographer barred. I encourage all of you to use it as often as possible.

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3 days ago

Played for Duke and stomped on an opposing player's chest.

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A specimen of the “clay-colored billbug” from our collection, a dryophthorine weevil whose ventral sclerites are all a smooth almond-white color and cleanly delineated by a rich chocolate border. I want dress shoes that look like this.

Say what you like about weevils, the aesthetics of Sphenophorus aequalis are simply beyond compare

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Why the West Coast? Ask yourself that. A pretense for sending "protective" troops out here to inevitable mess with elections? A way for Trump to blackmail the state by saying he won't protect the Coast unless CA capitulates to him?

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The thing is, though? I don't trust the Kash Patel Hockey Party Time Dept, I don't trust the federal gov't who get caught lying that Iran was responsible for bombing their own school, and I don't FUCKING TRUST THE MEDIA.

This is where we are.

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The page doesn't exist?

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An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

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Screenshot of a DM from @ugarles. The phone number at the end is highlighted

i went to the website and ... their office are on Sunset
Vampire Corporation: 8730
W. Sunset Blvd., Ste. 250, W.
Hollywood, CA 90069 (310)
VAMPIRE

HOW

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HOW MANY GOTHS HAVE BEEN ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL THIS WHOLE TIME

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Screencap of a text exchange

Me: 
I cannot tell you how tickled I 
was

Guy at the register could not have cared less
 
My friend:
you will never believe what the domain name is for that wine screenshot of continued text exchange 

My friend: 

vampire.com 
they managed to snag THAT

Me:
HOW DID THEY GET THAT

An unbelievable update

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A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged

I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18

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Video Refutes ICE Claim That Ruben Ray Martinez “Ran Over” Federal Agent Before Fatal Shooting In Texas, newly released body-camera and surveillance footage casts doubt on an ICE official’s claims about the killing of Ruben Ray Martinez, a 23-year-old U.S. citizen who was fatally shot by a fede...

The officer who killed Ruben Ray Martinez has been identified as Homeland Security Investigations agent Jack Stevens.

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@elizabethdutton.bsky.social another one for Zaron

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Dear god

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OMG!!! I. AM. DEAD.

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