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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic

@grubreport.bsky.social

I write things. Things that children read.πŸ––πŸ» Books out in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY and ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social https://www.stephanielucianovic.com

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Cleveland Museum photo showing an ancient Egyptian paint box carved from boxwood with five oval wells containing original paint pigments. From top to bottom the preserved cake pigments are red (red ochre), blue (Egyptian blue), green (a mixture of Egyptian blue, yellow ochre, and orpiment) and two of black (carbon black, from charcoal). Dimensions  2.2 cm x 21 cm x 3.6 cm. 

On the front of the box there’s an inscription inlaid in Egyptian blue with the name Amenemope who was Vizier during the reign of Amenhotep II, Dynasty 18. It translates as β€˜The overseer of the city and vizier Amenemope. Master of secrets of the west bank [of Thebes]’. A red inscription on the back reads β€˜Amen-Ra, Lord of the Thrones of the Two Lands’. Dated c. 1427-1401 BC.

Cleveland Museum photo showing an ancient Egyptian paint box carved from boxwood with five oval wells containing original paint pigments. From top to bottom the preserved cake pigments are red (red ochre), blue (Egyptian blue), green (a mixture of Egyptian blue, yellow ochre, and orpiment) and two of black (carbon black, from charcoal). Dimensions 2.2 cm x 21 cm x 3.6 cm. On the front of the box there’s an inscription inlaid in Egyptian blue with the name Amenemope who was Vizier during the reign of Amenhotep II, Dynasty 18. It translates as β€˜The overseer of the city and vizier Amenemope. Master of secrets of the west bank [of Thebes]’. A red inscription on the back reads β€˜Amen-Ra, Lord of the Thrones of the Two Lands’. Dated c. 1427-1401 BC.

Wow, this 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian paint box still contains original pigments!

Looks similar to a modern-day set!

An inscription tells us it belonged to Amenemope, Vizier during the reign of Amenhotep II.

πŸ“· Cleveland Museum of Art www.clevelandart.org/art/1914.680

#Archaeology

02.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1010    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 43

In light of what's being talked about today re: men and their purported sexual dues, I've always thought it was weird to say "getting laid."

Like, "getting."

They "get" to be laid. They deserve it. They are OWED it.

Gross.

01.08.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Public media is really special. Shame, shame, shame on this regime and its campaign to make everyone scared, obedient, and stupid. They are stealing from all of us and from our futures. Despicable.

01.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

I wish a very happy β€œfuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics

Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either

This is why we fight for *everyone*

31.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9997    πŸ” 3944    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 79
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 42876    πŸ” 9597    πŸ’¬ 824    πŸ“Œ 607

one of my favorite clips -- like a voice language model trained on CEO speak malfunctioning. the empirical reality is that more lax content moderation policies not only allow but encourage more hate speech and political extremism. if that's your platform's preference, don't be a coward & just say it

30.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's fucked up how this is an enormous relief

30.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4335    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 14

MY CHILDHOOD IN MINNEAPOLIS

28.07.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Retro Commercial Screens (@retro-commercials.bsky.social) One of my favorite things I've ever found while running this account: A promo for a syndicated airing of MST3K on NBC affiliate KARE in Minneapolis. In the 15+ years I've been obsessively watching…

#5 - "MST3K Syndicated Promo"

Not much I can say here that I didn't already say in the original post. On a personal level, one of the best screens I've ever posted here.

28.07.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

God, Aaron Rodgers will do anything to keep his name in the news including making up a secret wife.

28.07.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rufous Hummingbird #rufous #hummingbird #ilovebirding #birding #birds #FDT #Colorado #bird_photography πŸͺΆ

26.07.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Shot in Chase Center looking down at a WNBA Valkyries game.

Shot in Chase Center looking down at a WNBA Valkyries game.

Vaaaaaalkyriiieeees

26.07.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did think (for some reason) that season 4 was the last season ...

25.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy cow!

25.07.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Collage and paint illustration in browns and yellows, of a relay race: a runner comes in from the left with a baton held out to a runner in front of them. A collage baton goes across the top of the illustration, with the word "mentorships". Below that is the text
"spaces available"

Collage and paint illustration in browns and yellows, of a relay race: a runner comes in from the left with a baton held out to a runner in front of them. A collage baton goes across the top of the illustration, with the word "mentorships". Below that is the text "spaces available"

(See post ⬆️)
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2️⃣ 2x 1-hr sessions (1/week) with portfolio review, assignment & critique
$185
3️⃣ 4x 1-hr sessions (1/week) with reviews, assignments & critiques $350

DM me to go over options & plan a
schedule!

#artmentorship #artmentor #kidlit #art

25.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Collage and paint illustration in browns and yellows, of a relay race: a runner comes in from the left with a baton held out to a runner in front of them. A collage baton goes across the top of the illustration, with the word β€œmentorships”. Below that is the text β€œspaces available”

Collage and paint illustration in browns and yellows, of a relay race: a runner comes in from the left with a baton held out to a runner in front of them. A collage baton goes across the top of the illustration, with the word β€œmentorships”. Below that is the text β€œspaces available”

πŸƒWant your art to take off?? I’m offering mentorships!

πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ«With 2 decades as an illustration professor I can help hone your skills, refine your portfolio or talk shop. See comments for options & prices ⬇️
Spaces limited-act fast!

#kidlitart #illustration #kidlitillustration #artadvice #portfolioreview

25.07.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

24.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17257    πŸ” 4505    πŸ’¬ 228    πŸ“Œ 167

It sounds like he said something Alligator Alcatraz? Alligator something.

24.07.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So charming! "Sometimes I read a book and it just makes me smile." 😊

24.07.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Higher and higher | Madison Public Library

What a lovely review for TOUCH THE SKY from the Madison Public Library! @cpark.bsky.social @carolhinz.bsky.social @lernerbooks.bsky.social

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24.07.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Once more for the evening crowd

24.07.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So ... arrest him?

23.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Showed Something Wicked to my kids and it’s still shivery!

23.07.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there were some kids' stories that scared me but it was in a delicious way. Remember WATCHER IN THE WOODS and SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES?

23.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We had NIMH, Return to Oz, NeverEnding Story, Dark Crystal, Ladyhawke, Labyrinth (young folks have yelled that it's Not For Kids -- girl, that was our FAVE back then... David Bowie as Goblin King Jareth!), Princess Bride...

I was never frightened of our kids' stories! I did cry over them sometimes.

23.07.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

Ooh, this is pertinent to the late Gen X/early Millennial discussion... we had this chat on Twitter/X before it went full fash!

I loved children's media growing up (see: my life's work!). Our stories didn't shy away from the shadows of life. That persistent undercurrent of melancholy? I *loved.*

23.07.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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not beating the weird creep allegations

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*beating off on you*

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dude-fucke.. @sandy.m..28m

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chelsea is a woman, she/her plz

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If you choose to intentionally misunderstand me, I have no onus to use your chosen pronouns.

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Okay, no.

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r u trans

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I am.

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Mom was too.

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And I say this as a cis guy who really doesn't care if you are gay or trans.

If we are dating I might care? Right now I'm not dating.

So why do I care?

Asthetically I can tell you if your ass looks phat in them daisy dukes?

That's non-gender enough okay?

But that's just my opinion.

a @aacoek.bsky.soci... Follow Joined Aug '23 And I say this as a cis guy who really doesn't care if you are gay or trans. If we are dating I might care? Right now I'm not dating. So why do I care? Asthetically I can tell you if your ass looks phat in them daisy dukes? That's non-gender enough okay? But that's just my opinion.

Sorry, fuck this. A long standing mutual started harassing some women, misgendering and being incredibly vile, "jerked off" onto them, said he didn't have to respect pronouns if someone wasn't being nice to him, and then after getting heat claimed to be trans despite always claiming to be a cis man

23.07.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1155    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 72
A fluffy cat inside a box designed to look like a US postal service post office.

A fluffy cat inside a box designed to look like a US postal service post office.

Pspspspsps.

πŸ“Έ mariahcarb

23.07.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this β€œa” cross lines and be a weird little creep. Let’s make sure it’s the last and throw out the trash.

23.07.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I found that bamboo sheets and pajamas helped with the sweat wicks

23.07.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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