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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic

@grubreport.bsky.social

I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.πŸ––πŸ» Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social https://www.stephanielucianovic.com

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I can't find this hilarious. People died because of these fuckers.

09.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
old man at a desk in front of a winnie the pooh poster and an oscar

old man at a desk in front of a winnie the pooh poster and an oscar

young man in hollywood

young man in hollywood

caricature of larry clemmons

caricature of larry clemmons

He later wrote for Bing Crosby, Jack Benny, and Walt Disney

09.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100 years ago.

Literally.

09.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey UM basketball -- here's my grandfather on the 1926-1927 team

09.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who do I know in Santa Barbara?

08.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

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And she’s in a box!! This is such a perfect cat photo!!

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Omg, they are ridiculously adorable!! Those white whiskers ftw!

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Awwww! Hunca Munca was a tuxedo in real life! (With a Charlie Chaplin mustache.)

07.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

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Part TWO of our cover reveal, now with more @cpark.bsky.social! Go to @fuse8.bsky.social's cover reveal/interview to see what Chris had to say about working on this book!

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MANY thanks to CP Natalie Mitchell Design for making this brilliant video for me!

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My prof husband refuses to be on any social media ever because, as a prof, he thinks it would be "unseemly."

06.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11560    πŸ” 2127    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 128

records from three additional interviews with a woman who accused Trump of sexual assault were "incorrectly coded as duplicative"? oh for sure, definitely passes the smell test

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FOR FUCKING REAL

Hey, what's up, Fillion --you still defending your guy? Because my 16 y.o. loves THE ROOKIE and he's about to learn the truth soon.

06.03.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

THE SKEKSIS!

06.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does he have to dress like a chef all the time everywhere he goes, like the Mandalorian of gastronomy

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THANK YOU FOR SAYING THE THING

05.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cough...they only get to claim Curious George because they subsumed Houghton-Mifflin .../cough

05.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"the CEO of Bovino's Bathroom" is brilliant

05.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Target's new CEO says fresh eyes and respecting core values will help him regain customer trust

Target's new CEO says fresh eyes and respecting core values will help him regain customer trust

AP: Why hasn't Target taken a stronger stand against ICE? I know businesses have to legally allow agents in stores.
FIDDELKE: When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team. And so the safety of the team and the safety of our guests has been our North Star for decision making, and that's guided every decision that we've made.

AP: Why hasn't Target taken a stronger stand against ICE? I know businesses have to legally allow agents in stores. FIDDELKE: When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team. And so the safety of the team and the safety of our guests has been our North Star for decision making, and that's guided every decision that we've made.

Photo of ICE arresting a Target employee.

Photo of ICE arresting a Target employee.

Photo of Greg Bovino strutting through Target.

Photo of Greg Bovino strutting through Target.

Keep the words β€œsafe” and β€œNorth Star” out of your mouth, you appalling little coward. You’re the CEO of Greg Bovino’s bathroom now. Nothing more. No media training will change that.

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They’re all such weird creeps

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*Zaron stfu autocorrect bot!

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@elizabethdutton.bsky.social for Zaria πŸ’€

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[Exit Murderer.]

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Every shelter and pet store in a 20 mile radius around Noems house frantically hanging these signs up at the register

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On @pablo.show I talked about the limits of generative AI, and why the brainstorming processβ€”which LLMs mostly eliminate, imoβ€”is fundamental to doing *good* work.

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Yes.

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