gnocchi is just penne in its larval stage
The best choice I ever made in my life was being wasian
I’m descending into hell—does anybody need anything?
where I can buy tickets?
Rewatching the bad bunny halftime show & I noticed this on his chest: the numbers “6” and “4”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
[holding a gun to my own head]: so listen, I have tea…
I don’t use bluesky much these days but I’m logging in here to say fuck ICE perpetually
that feel when the interests of a refugee population line up with billionaires who want to extract resources from their home country ❤️
At least we can trust our mainstream media outlets to report what’s happening in Venezuela accurately
today’s date is giving counting
any day now I’m going to save the New York indie rock scene
hmm. have you tried solving the problem with chili crisp
I just noticed a hilarious detail 😆 #ObservationalHumor
I know what I’m having for breakfast tomorrow
What’s frustrating about this Epstein file release is it’s clearly just a distraction to keep people from talking about Luke Moran
Stuffing a bird feeder full of baby rabbits & voles for the birds of prey
It’s so important to be Luke Moran ❤️
I lowkey think Luke Moran ate by becoming Luke Moran. who agrees?
There’s something so interesting about Luke Moran
Where my Minnesota followers at?
they took that venezuelan oil tanker for me. I asked for it. sorry 😔
Humans invented storytelling to communicate the key value propositions of brands
doing the work and being a good ally today (cranking it to pictures of female CEOs)
You don’t need Listerine to kill the bacteria the cause bad breath. I could do that. Nobody asked me.
842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If we’re hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
Cars be like “this would fix me” (picture of a wrench)
Hey everyone, it’s filipino hour. Everyone has to do one thing that’s filipino.
everyone please make sure to take care of yourself this holiday season, but also me 🙏 please make sure to give me lots of attention 🙏🙏
