Michaela Joffe

a lot of polite liberal and left-leaning transphobes hate the idea of being bigots, but love when Important People tell them that trans peoples' suffering is their own fault because they think its an excuse to abuse trans people without being a bigot.

the liberal media and online-dipshit ecosystem is pumping out way more transphobia lately, and I'm seeing more and more "allies" fall for it at the slightest pushback on newsom. we're really going to get "starmer's labour party but somehow stupider and more belligerently evil" over here, aren't we?

Yeah, so about your claim that The Argument wouldn't be running anti-trans pieces @jerusalem.bsky.social... I knew it.

the twist was that all the debunking footage from behind the scenes clearly showed the puppet being operated henson-style by giant humans so it proved that other conspiracy theory correct but no one online really cared because they were all locked in on centipedes.

had a dream last night that the newest tiktok conspiracy theory was about giant centipedes kept hidden by The Elites. the main evidence was incredibly fake, but delightfully cheesy, footage from the 1920s of shrine maidens lovingly caring for a giant muppety one under Lake Biwa and feeding it people

“the democrats are the most pro-trans party in the world” okay and they are still massively transphobic???? is this supposed to make me feel better

“I’m an important white cis man on the internet and I’m going to make my lack of feeling in control an general inability to understand anything going on around me everyone else’s problem forever and nothing will happen because the standards are so low for people like me” how fun for you.

sure have been seeing a lot of “actually its a GOOD thing that every election is so ‘life or death’ that we can’t afford to allow trans people the privilege of criticizing transphobic democrats, you IDIOTS” posts from dudes who suck today.

“why oh why is the left so mean to those of us who make our career and/or clout out of opposing and working against their interests while constantly threatening and insulting them, both abstractly as a group and directly through targeted harassment?” it is a mystery.

“no one likes newsom, how dare you say I support newsom. also I will vote for him no matter what and you must too without complaint or else you’re [string of insults across multiple replies and threads] and WHY is the far left so mean to us for no reason?”

"how dare you not vote for someone opposed to your life!" I do not care if you disgusting liberals hate me for not promising to vote for newsom four years early because how can that be worse than your so-called love? you had decades to fix your hearts, now you can die.

“why is it all or nothing with you?” because its our fuckin’ lives! its not being “closed off to new ideas” or whatever bullshit pete’s interns are posting today, its our fuckin’ lives! and you quite openly can’t feel any sympathy for that. you just get angry, or at best smugly dismissive.

trans rights are not a boutique issue you barter away to earn votes. they are not a "different opinion" or something you can complain we are "single issue voters" or "not pragmatic" about. it is our lives. we will have this discussion forever until you see our lives as having meaning.

serving KNTE

I don't think many cis people realize how much...

1) Blatant transphobia and harassment by the "you have to support Newsom" crowd.

2) UK tearing apart trans rights under a centrist/liberal gov.

3) Blue state govs refusing to enforce trans protections.

Is reshaping how we see liberals and Dems.

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels, each showing a different scene. In addition, there’s a small “kicker” panel under the fourth panel. PANEL 1 The panel shows a counter at a fast food restaurant. We can see a couple of customers, and a couple of workers. The workers are wearing hats that very vaguely resemble hamburger buns. A sign on the wall shows a smiling hamburger with eyes, below the caption “Soilent Green YUM.” A smaller sign says “SAFETY” in larger letters followed by tiny print, which says “is a word we use a lot so you can’t sue us.” The worker at the cash register is turning to speak directly to the reader. WORKER: To get an official photo I.D., I have to go to the nearest government office, which is 90 miles away, and I don’t have a car, and even if I did my boss won’t give me a weekday off. PANEL 2 We’re in what looks like someone’s back yard. In the foreground is a garden, with some sort of plant being grown in tidy rows. An elderly woman is kneeling on the ground in front of the garden, wearing a floppy straw hat, an apron with a floral patter, and holding a trowel. She speaks directly to the reader. WOMAN: I can’t get I.D. without a birth certificate. But when I was born home births didn’t get birth certificates. PANEL 3 A mover wearing jeans and a black tank top is carrying a sofa as he’s talking to the reader. MOVER: The state charges $60 for a driver’s license…. but first I’d need a copy of my birth certificate, which is $30. I can’t afford 90 dollars to vote! PANEL 4 This panel shows the interior of a coffee shop. A man and a woman sit together at a table. They're both looking at their devices, him annoyed, her dismissive. MAN: Why wouldn’t anyone be able to get an I.D.? Idiots! WOMAN: People like that don’t deserve to vote. SMALL KICKER PANEL UNDER THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTOON The man from panel 4 yelling at Barry MAN: If it’s easy for me it must be easy for everybody! That’s just science!

How Hard Could Getting Voter ID Be?

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I like how libs like actively screech at anyone who points this out, and then these ghouls are just loudly and proudly taking credit for building up and funding the fascist apparatus.

look you can look this up on a wiki or you can trust me that this is marginally clever lore-based wordplay, and do you really want to go to a wiki? I think we both know you have better things to do with your time. you’re welcome.

in a franchise with so many force-femmed historical figures, its impressive of marisa to still be the most trans-coded touhou character. for I too am an ordinary magician even though I was not assigned one at birth nor have I gone through with abandoning my worm yet.

"do you even realize what Marmot said about housing???" no, because I am free. that is why I get to go to Hot Girl Heaven when Sexy Rapture comes. yes, even though I post too much. that is the power of the Hot Girl Union, you should find a union you'd be allowed to join too.

its always weird seeing lib accounts posting "the reason why all leftists are bad is that they all love and watch and defend and love problematic political streamers like Marmot and The Covetous Boffin!" and I have no idea who they are talking about but also no desire to look it up.

“how dare you recognize and mention the logical end results of my stated opinions and political choices! how very, very dare you!”

“and, for your information you virtue signaling little virtuer, I don’t support those people because I’m a bigot! I support those people because I don’t care what happens to trans people as long as I, personally, feel comfortable. now you gross freaks better admit I’m a good person or else!”

“how dare you say I support the genocide of trans people! outrageous! I simply support people who want to remove trans peoples’ ability to participate in public life, access medicine and legal protections, freely speak to each other or cis people, or exist in any historical or contemporary record!”

Those fucks.

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.

"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"

redesigning Danger into an industry standard commercial-friendly anime baby girl A-rank-gacha-pull waifubait would be so insulting if anyone gave a shit about Danger.

often followed by “how dare these trans people be scared or upset or advocate for their rights or advocate for others or basically feel or do anything in a way that makes me, the important citizen, feel politically vulnerable. they are ruining everything. also why don’t they like and trust me?”

“why oh why is the left so mean to those of us who make our career and/or clout out of opposing and working against their interests while constantly threatening and insulting them, both abstractly as a group and directly through targeted harassment?” it is a mystery.