Michaela Joffe

Michaela Joffe

@joffeorama.bsky.social

Writer, artist, game designer. Itch - https://joffeorama.itch.io/

1,955 Followers 116 Following 3,795 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 hours ago

sorting through some music and I like the era when songs were all titled things like "Someone Stole The Wedding Rice (Who's Got The Ol' Bird Poppers?)" or "My Heart's Too Broken To Lift The Fork, Won't You Debone My Fish Before You Go?" and each one bought Eartha Kitt a new car.

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11 hours ago
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

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4 hours ago

"you just want your unicorns!" and what the fuck do you want? you stand for nothing and will die alone without purpose. you have sold your dreams at a loss and called it hope, there is no lower life form. a worm has lived a more worthy life, for at least the worm can dream of dirt.

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4 hours ago

"having rights" is a unicorn, "having access to healthcare" is a unicorn, "not contributing to genocide" is a unicorn, "being able to use the bathroom" is a unicorn, man it sounds like a pro-unicorn party actually kicks ass? what the fuck kind of loser is against these unicorns?

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5 hours ago

Japanese media has a weird relationship with the French Revolution in general tbh. the French aristocracy is the focus of so many "romantic escapist" settings that the revolution is usually cast as a looming tragedy and spoilsport.

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6 hours ago
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9 hours ago

This should be at the center of the AI discourse

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20 hours ago

stop calling me "brave" and start calling me "hot" like a true ally

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1 day ago

the injustice here isn't that they're taking away some nebulous "freedoms" the injustice is that they are taking away medicine and healthcare we need to live and function in society in the hopes that we will either be easier to imprison and suppress, if not just die. this is an important distinction

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1 day ago

I hate when people hear that they're taking away our medicine and go "heh, bet they won't take away maga's plastic surgery or viagra!" because THEY AREN'T THE SAME THING, OUR LIFE-SAVING MEDICINE ISN'T ELECTIVE! YOU HAVEN'T STUMBLED UPON A CLEVER GOTCHA, THEY'RE BIGOTS WITH POWER! but thats just me

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1 day ago
Preview
Red Flag Alert - Anti-Trans Genocide in the USA - #3 | Lemkin Institute

The Lemkin Institute has issued a *THIRD* trans genocide warning, noting the next stage is widespread containment - and this was before the 4th Circuit ruled today that states can essentially do whatever they want to make trans people "appreciate their sex".
www.lemkininstitute.com/red-flag-ale...

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1 day ago

we can as a society find an excuse for any kind of malicious abuse or violence, we'll cry crocodile tears for KKK provocateurs school shooters, but god fucking forbid a member of a persecuted population have a little bit of a temper in your fucking bluesky replies

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1 day ago

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing

yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

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1 day ago
edited X-Men panels featuring Emma Frost and Cyclops. Emma is wearing a kind of half-glove that only goes down to her upper palm or so
Emma: Scott my eyes are up here, not on my wrussy
Cyclops: Jesus Emma. Admit it, you ran out of ways to dress inappropriately so now you're stuck pretending half a glove is slutty

its called FASHION, slim

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1 day ago

People are poor because jobs don’t pay a living wage. Not because they’re “bad with money”

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1 day ago

“literary canon is used as a means to establish ideological hegemony and the education system treats students as passive vessels!”
thats true, you may be interested in what brazilian marxists had to say about-
“therefore suggesting I read anything but mass corporate slop is bad!”
what? no

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1 day ago

“dont gatekeep writing by saying people should read” this, “our new ai helps make hard books easy!” that. theres a reason the most successful literacy programs were all socialist.

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1 day ago
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
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1 day ago

I’m tired of all these fascist gatekeepers saying stuff like “you need to eat in order to shit.”

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1 day ago

man, eggplants are fuckin' good. just a good ol' flavor-absorbing friend.

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1 day ago

ok but we need a plan to ensure capitalism is defeated and replaced with something better beyond "it just will, it just has to." if we could have done it with vibes and necessity alone we would have already, on account of how our vibes are perfect and we have a dreadful surfeit of necessity.

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2 days ago

the people who own corporations now do not pay their workers a fair wage for the jobs they have, what makes you think, in the depths of your cloying ignorance, that they would pay people a fair wage to "do nothing"?

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2 days ago

"but once we replace all that exploited labor with automation, all those poor exploited people will be able to become poets and artists!" if you believe our system, as it exists, would support that happening then I don't know what to tell you. do you honestly believe the government wants more poets?

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2 days ago

a lot of "progress" is, in fact, just about making the exploitation feel invisible and distant for enough people to feel comfortable with it. that is a very, VERY hard truth to accept once you get comfortable, even as those in charge plan on doing the same to you next.

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2 days ago

when people get super angry in defense of Inevitable Progress they usually mean "but I benefit, I don't want to think about the people left behind or doing the 'autonomous' jobs in a sweatshop somewhere far away" or "but I really, really want to believe I'd benefit because I'm drowning and scared"

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2 days ago

the problem isn't technology, which can be very cool and used for very good means. but a system designed around exploitation and control is incapable of using technology, no matter how impressive, for anything other than exploitation and control. this isn't esoteric, they're quite open about it.

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2 days ago

"automation will lead to everyone having more leisure time!" no it won't, it will lead to people in power going "we have too many people with leisure time we need to massively reduce the population before they enjoy it or ask us for the resources to enjoy it"

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2 days ago

Iranian schoolgirls spontaneously explode, Palestinian babies suffocate after their own NICU units decided to just stop, Lebanese buildings kinda implode of their own accord, and two Pennsylvania teenagers had their lives changed after not having a normal day enjoying NYC in abnormally warm weather.

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2 days ago

but, and this is important, feeling safe isn't the same as morality. you have confused the two because you are bad people. you are bad people and we're kind of long past the point of pretending otherwise because we've seen how little coddling you has gotten us. you'll just have to live with that.

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2 days ago

we get it, you don't explicitly want us dead or oppressed but you feel powerless and scared and so you need us to agree that its ok if that happens and swear fealty to our oppressors years in advance. and if we don't that means we're causing your fear. because your feelings are what is important.

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