Gotta get those cookie crumbs off your tummy somehow
11.11.2025 02:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@smartmanne.bsky.social
Dumbass that likes gamin' and bakin'. He/Him
Gotta get those cookie crumbs off your tummy somehow
11.11.2025 02:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
Today.
10.11.2025 16:12 โ ๐ 1809 ๐ 561 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 41Just blame it for being Monday.
10.11.2025 17:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damn, how much soup did he eat?
10.11.2025 16:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Didn't know the shrink redeem affected you irl.
Cute figure! ๐
A stock pot with unfiltered stock along with a bowel set with a strainer and cheese cloth, full of chicken parts, carrots, and other bits.
Straining
08.11.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Two crows are flying in front of a gray-blue sky. One says to the other "Do you think we're best friends in other universes too?" The second panel splits into a three by three grid of different reactions of "Um"s and "Well"s from the second crow, in a multiverse sort of way. The third panel is further split again by three, so there are nine by nine squares of the same two crows flying together, the only distinction between the squares is a different sky colour. In the fourth panel, the square are again divided by three so there are now 27 by 27 filling the panel. We can see now that there is a greater pattern emerging from the colours of each square, a pixelated form is starting to emerge. In the fifth panel, the many many squares of different universes is reminiscent of a painting using pointillism, which each dot of colour represent one of many thousands of realities. We can see now very clearly that the pixelated forms are the two crows, flying in front of a gray-blue sky. We return to the visual resolution as we saw in the first panel, as if no time has passed at all. The second crow responds "It doesn't seem likely".
Improbably Compatible #oldknees
07.07.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 6311 ๐ 1644 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 24A stock pot on a stovetop, filled with water, onions, carrots, celery, and bits of cooked chicken scraps.
Making stock
08.11.2025 17:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It does if you try eating it frozen. It has to thaw in the fridge for half an hour for one slice and it'll soften like a custard or pudding pie.
08.11.2025 05:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Day 550
07.11.2025 22:15 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1That bit of hesitation, faintly hoping for the impossible.
07.11.2025 22:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A picture of a bright teal, custard based pie on a plate along with a fork. It has either a graham cracker or cookie crust and is topped with Cool Whip.
The Baja Blast pie's not too bad. The crust is a tad too sweet and Cool Whip doesn't need to be there, but the filling isn't cloying. The key lime / citrus flavor is tame with a little acidity. What I found most interesting was the cool herb finish. I would make a copy with key lime + basil syrup.
07.11.2025 02:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Children of Time (2015)
06.11.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How can it be hard; it's software ๐
06.11.2025 20:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is having mayo on toast popular in some part of the world? I get using mayo for grilled cheese, but just plain toast and a thin spread of mayo from the fridge? It's a bit more convenient than cold butter or waiting for it to soften, and it might be better than using margarine.
06.11.2025 19:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You might get a boost in performance with a linux version (I hear Factorio is great on it), but a big thing is modding should be bit easier. I get a headache thinking about what folder proton or whatever wine varient saves stuff, like with Path of Exile's loot filters.
05.11.2025 22:17 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A SKELITIN GIVEN THE THUMBS UP "I MAY BE STUPID BUT AT LEAST I DONT TGHINK CHATGPT HAS A LITTLE PERSON INSIDE WHOS MY FRIEND" - THIS IS NO CONSOLATION IN A WORLD WHERE YA GOTTA DEAL WITH THESE GPT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, TALKIN TO THERE CHAT BOTS LIKE THERE REAL PEOPLE, DRIVIN THEM NUTS BY TELLIN EM TO WRECK THERE LIVES, CREATING DELUSIONS AND THEN REINFORCING THEM, A MILLION TINY DIGITAL FINGERS RIPPING EVERY ONES LIFES TO SHREDS, EVEN IF IT DOESNT WRECK YOUR JOB OR YOUR FAMILY IT LITERALLY MAKES YOU COGNITIVELY DECLINE THE LONGER YOU USE IT, NATION OF PEOPLE WHOSE BRAINS ARE TURNING TO SOUP JUST SO 1 FUCKEN GUY WHOSE OBVIOUSLY LYING ALL THE TIME CAN MAKE MORE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR HIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE COMPANY, AGGREGATING THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO CHASE AN ACCUMULATING PILE OF MONEY, EVERY HOLY BOOK AND SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK IN THE WORLD WARNS US ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC GUY BUT HERE WE ARE FALLEN FOR IT AGAIN , AT LEAST IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND WATCHING DA SUN SET AT 4PM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN
05.11.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 1908 ๐ 572 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 4Night Knight
05.11.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What is the average FPS of Minesweeper?
05.11.2025 18:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have never seen a more perfectly patterned kitty.
05.11.2025 05:40 โ ๐ 46 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0time to share toaster, nyan cat furb ๐๐๐
04.11.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 102 ๐ 40 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1Scooter
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New animation done!
Animal Crossing villagers stare at a looming virus. HEADLINE: Nintendo Working on New, Highly Contagious Virus in Time for Animal Crossing Switch 2 Edition.
With Animal Crossing: New Horizons โ Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic.
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This #Blender remake of the first part of the Day of the Tentacle intro in claymation style, by Daniel Fritsche, is so cool. I wish he'd done the entire thing! youtu.be/2LYPfMBie9Y
29.10.2025 22:12 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Missing salt to contain the soul devouring daemons, but otherwise super kawaii!
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