daniel

I wish my dad didn’t die, all of my absent father jokes (fresh, novel, shock value) got replaced with dead dad jokes (overdone, played out)

it’s cool they’re not very good

says the woman who didn’t like a single puddle of mudd post

how to make Bluesky discover page Good

unfortunately all of my best posts happen in the wee hours of the night when no one sees them. remember the night I was freaking out about puddle of mudd? no you don’t

this might look incredibly unholy but consider that in a pinch the unleavened pie crust could be used for communion

if you see me post a joke here that you saw me post on Instagram pretend it’s your first time seeing it

totally noticeable emergent chin scruff

ive been thinking about this shit all day

Picard and Q-Tip at El Segundo

thanks aubrey

Tanagra joke I get it now

These are the voyages of the dodge dart ‘74

hey what does this mean

i had the opposite thing happen like a week ago (heard savage garden and thought about how long it’s been since I’ve watched jojo)

For someone who hasn’t played Minecraft in years I sure have a lot of dreams of Minecraft

not drunk enough for Kansas, not high enough for Pink Floyd, just crossfaded enough for Boston

Yes actually i AM old enough to be serving you alcohol right now (suck my dick)

weird infantilizing comment to young-appearing bartender challenge: impossible

i was alive when in da club came out and i look like a 12 year old compared to this guy

1/365 chance of this I feel like I’m really high but I’m stone cold sober

googled to see if blurry was pre or post 9/11 and the anniversary of blurry is in 26 minutes?????

When god sings with his creations, will Wes Scantlin lead singer/guitarist of Puddle of Mudd (convicted of domestic violence) not be part of the choir?

Really Bad Song. It’s so beautiful

there are many things from before my time where the meta-nostalgia of experiencing them throughout the entirety of my childhood/development of consciousness upholds a sense of ephemerality and divinity. Such as Blurry by Puddle of Mudd

iykyk

this is just like fantano all over again

WHO ARE YOU

explain

straight newlyweds I apologize for my harsh judgement of chappel roan being played at your straight wedding, the one gay guy there was lit as fuck