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I didn't see them ;_;

I see them, they cheer me up when I get home from work

darmok and jalad on the ocean

yeah they're on El Adrel in the episode

Picard and Q-Tip at El Segundo

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

viola is the highest register any string instrument needs to be, violin is just some bullshit for dogs

someday I will hear a bar band play folsom prison blues correctly

they only give us pieces of candy because they don't want us to imagine what we could do with an entire candy

31 year old soc: hey remember that dream you had of playing drums in a punk band and having a home recording studio?

13 year old soc: oh my god really???

31: yep! also you have boobs now

13: [xbox live slurs]

31: you don't get to say that yet but just wait!

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

Me hitting the trans mode buttons until my tits get even bigger

How to do Gay Shit With Your Friends by Arc A guide to queer relationship anarchy and being slutty with friends

Today is my 1 year transiversary🏳️‍⚧️🖤!! I'm doing plenty of fun stuff to celebrate, but also I wanted to drop the digital release of my zine! Check it out if you like doing gay stuff or just want to support me doing more writing! arcwalker.itch.io/how-to-do-ga...

All restaurants should do this irl

I had a dream that I was watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and a cop walks into the restaurant only to be immediately kicked out by the owner for being a cop. As the cop was storming out he was grumbling like "I hope the food is f***ing good"

It’s kinda lame to be a trans woman with Alexandria’s Genesis because the purple eyes are cool but like I already don’t get periods so it feels like a real waste??

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

Went to ihop drunk at 4am and asked them to make the pancakes
Evil. Maybe one of the best escapades I’ve Ever been on LMFAOOOOO

yay!

I want one!

I don't want to have to say it again, someone get this man a sandwich!

Sweeney Todd is so funny. Gets his revenge on the man who ruined his life, sings to his razor “rest now my friend… rest now forever” and then less than 90 seconds later he immediately tries to kill someone else

i love being in the studio so fucking much
i love making music with my friends
i love playing drums and learning guitar

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

beyerdynamic m160

please do at some point then

you know just enough

hey @teas.soccer my friend made a post for you

me too