If the printed name is “Da D.” does that make you daddy?
Gay month was fucking amazing and my heart is way too full right now. 🫶🏻
Just started using Hevy today and the notifications sound very similar to Grindr.
You asked me if Carly Rae Jepsen is “the call me maybe girl” and you want me to repost your missing brother? Lmaoooooooo OK 👍
Immaculate vibes yesterday. 🌴 🪩
I am so fucking excited to see Charli xcx on Saturday.
“Forgot this existed” but I’ve just been on here all of the time and never post.
You know, it actually makes sense that this is your first post that I came across on here.
Best day ever. 🥹
Mikey Madison and Anora!!! Ugh, such a good film, such a great performance, and such a great experience all around. 🙌
Finished my second book of the year last night and went book shopping today with friends. I bought 6 books. So… let’s go?
Incoming videos of me sobbing happily with tiny pigs.
Found out that my office will have 6 hours available for visiting with teacup piglets next week. I am equal parts confused and excited, but I will be working from the pig pen all day. 🐷
Need to know if there is a dance song out there that samples the “shit, that is fresh” line from Bridesmaids.
Of course the weekend that I want to chill out and play online gaming for once is the weekend that PlayStation Network is down. Womp womp.
If you’re excited about the Buffy revival then I BEG of you to read Fray. It wasn’t popular, I assume, because it never continued but it’s one of my favorite comics. Think Buffy meets Fifth Element.
Manifesting this for you.
Somewhere between bedhead and brilliance.
Abracadabra, amor-oo-na-na
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga!!
*Manual saves.* “I better save again just to be sure.”
Holy crap. I finished a book and it wasn’t self help. Nature (me) is healing!
Actually this is my type.
So much fun the whole time!! I think I was obnoxious with my laughter. I want to go back to see Betty Gilpin, I think she’s going to kill that role.
I recently got one of those laundry hamper backpacks and walking around with it makes me feel like I’m in Death Stranding.
Okay, good! I’ve been there before with the lost progress but he’s always open to criticism and will give a free haircut, so I’m glad you got that treatment.
Just discovered through Venmo that we have the same barber! Don’t worry, I’ll keep my mouth shut. 🤐
I finally got to see Oh, Mary! tonight and it was absolutely phenomenal! That was definitely one of my top experiences and you may not have actually seen comedy until you’ve seen this.
Eating the right amount of food during a bulk feels like you’re on both sides of a feeding kink.
Just starting this back up for new year! To my zero followers, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 🎊
