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Will

@untangledodyssey.bsky.social

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." Player of games and roller of dice. He/him #blacklivesmatter

25 Followers  |  33 Following  |  63 Posts  |  Joined: 06.08.2023  |  2.168

Latest posts by untangledodyssey.bsky.social on Bluesky

I think we just found our spiritual successor to Dog the Bounty Hunter

01.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let gays beat terfs

13.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a blurry background ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a blurry background
12.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was bottoms up?

11.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell I could use a roommate if you ever feel like moving to Massachusetts lol

08.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's me. I'm someone else

06.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That has been me for the last month lol

My boss visited and said like 5 times "Are you okay? You seem unhappy."

29.09.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait until my next one

21.09.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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foolproof bait

20.09.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1229    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

I snuck it back when you weren't looking

21.09.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah! Can't cum anymore, but I panic slightly less!

02.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Horny brain doesn't count

26.08.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, every day

22.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that dude called this shit a "woke rebrand".

I know literally 0 leftists who give a fuck about Cracker Barrel. Let alone their logo.

22.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Street sign for Horneytown Rd. Under is a second sign that says "This sign has RFID and GPS tracking"

Street sign for Horneytown Rd. Under is a second sign that says "This sign has RFID and GPS tracking"

Environmental storytelling.

08.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7565    πŸ” 2138    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 128

Not to mention hippos are actually 100% muscle. So holding one would be like holding up bricks

01.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A criminally underrated game tbh

13.07.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah this makes complete sense tbh. It's having the openness and freedom to express your emotions both physically and mentally with all of your friends, without the added pressure of a romantic relationship.

If I'm honest it's what I want right now too lol

28.05.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's because whiskey is for the men

27.05.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Small businesses dying isn't a "consequence" of the tarrifs. It's the point.

Billionaires need more workers and less competition.

This is not a coincidence.

15.05.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
group of protestors holding a banner that says β€œhate trans people? kill yourself!”

group of protestors holding a banner that says β€œhate trans people? kill yourself!”

31.03.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I literally did this my first time playing. The game glitched and didn't load properly. So when I got out, my Seamoth got trapped inside a rock, and there was no way to get it.

I didnt go back to it for at least 3 weeks

10.03.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had Legendary stuck in my head all day

10.03.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll hire you

26.02.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh me with the quesarrito

24.01.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did this with The Last of Us when it first came out. That level in the office with the Clickers made me rage quit. Took me months to go back and try again lol

16.01.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I think it's something in the air. Because this week has been hell

16.01.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm about to be right on the tip

05.01.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You: "What are you gonna do to me? 😏"

C: "....What do you want me to do to you?"

23.12.2024 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wanna put my tender
Heart in a blender
Watch it spin round to a

13.12.2024 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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