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congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

The United States Of Snitches | Defector On Saturday, the chairman of the Republican Party in Michigan’s Oakland County spent his afternoon directing his online followers’ attention to local businesses that had not lowered their flags to hal...

I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...

Peter Gabriel singing his 1977 single "Solsbury Hill".

Footballer Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall bombing forward with the ball for Everton.

"Watching Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall,
I could see the city light.
Wind was blowing, time stood still.
Eagle flew out of the night.
He was something to observe.
Came in close, I heard a voice.
Standing, stretching every nerve.
I had to listen, had no choice."
#EFC #UTFT

Everton v Brighton Preview on @grandoldteam.com with a lovely illustration from @thebluedoodler.com. Covers stadium chat, Greek mythology, liking Radiohead and transfer virgins. www.grandoldteam.com/2025/08/23/e...

Look at what we allow This piece appears in my forthcoming book We Had It Coming. Here's a nice new plug for it from a smart and talented guy. Look at what we allow They said he threw his jacket. Kept saying that over ...

I know it can be uncomfortable to encounter an unhoused person in distress but that is because it is an up close and personal look at How It Actually Is. A peek under the hood of this country.

They aren't a threat so much as they are an indictment.

Look at what we allow.

Fighting Puffins in mid air with beaks locked together

Fight! 😮
I'd never seen Puffins fight before, but the cute sea-clowns are pretty vicious when they fall out! 😮
This fight went on for a few minutes, they rolled upside down, using their feet and beaks as weapons and at one stage fell into a burrow! 🐦
#TheDailyPuffin #Birds 🪶

My new collection of short stories and poetry -- We Had It Coming -- is available for pre-order now! It's the best thing I've ever written and I think you all will find solace and despair in equal measure within.
www.welcometohellworld.com/my-new-book-...

Your Toffees for our final game of the season! COYB!! 🔵

#NEWEVE

FT. Get in!!! Three points on the road – UTFT! ✊

[1-3] #FULEVE

Today's Toffees to face @fulhamfc.com! 🔵

#FULEVE

Your Toffees to take on Ipswich. COYB!!! 🔵

Your Everton XI for today's clash at Chelsea! ⚫️

LOL all you motherfuckers trying to write Springsteen songs

Your Toffees to face Man City. COYB! 🔵

Same idea with having been "deported."

GET IN THERE. UP THE TOFFEES!!!!!

We got exactly what we deserved today. UTT! 🔵

Three changes for today's starting XI!

Final part. All feedback, especially scathing, encouraged.

There’s you go, you get first glimpse. Notts Forest preview. Part 1.

Today's Toffees! 🔵

#EVEARS

An Homage from Across the Pond "Alan Ball was right", writes an American Evertonian, chosen at the heights of David Moyes's first reign as the Blues' boss, in this brilliant piece that describes how the club captured his heart

An Homage from Across the Pond: "Alan Ball was right", writes an American Evertonian, chosen at the heights of David Moyes's first reign as the Blues' boss, in this brilliant piece that describes how the club captured his heart

Today's Toffees! 🔵⚪️

#EVEWHU

Our starting XI to take on Wolves this evening!

Tonight's Toffees to face @brentfordfc.com! 🔵⚪️

Today's Toffees to face Crystal Palace! ✊

FT. The last-ever Merseyside derby at Goodison ends even after Tarkowski's late, LATE strike.

A point was no less than we deserved. UTT! 💙

[2-2] #EVELIV

Tonight's Toffees for the Merseyside derby! 🔵

Up
The
Fuckin
Toffees