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Makin' the Magic, Sharin' the Love!
If you've had a good year, and can afford a little extra wood...
Christianity dictates you build a longer table, not a taller fence!
Just for fun,
Google the 1956 Republican Party platform...
You're WELCOME!!
The world needs both scribes and warriors.
18.10.2025 06:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would've started with Lasers...
Eight O' Clock,
Day One!
~ Evil Genius, Time Bandits
You know, dignity is a poison that comes with age, and I think that it makes it tougher for us to take risks.
~ Stephen King
When can we start beating swords into plowshares?
Asking for America...
Remember when Layne Staley helped a Nazi get onstage after he made a Nazi salute... just so he could punch him in the face?
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
While I have your attention, is anyone hiring?
~ Stephen Colbert
Nothing about 9/11 will be released because Israel still owns America...
The secrecy clause is either 30 or 50 years, so 9/11 will be scheduled to be declassified in either 2031 or 2051.
I might be "laid back"...
But I lean forward REAL quick!
Democrats should introduce a bill called The Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Bill, and let every Republican go on record voting against it!!
12.09.2025 09:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0... the most eagerly anticipated obituary on Earth!
31.08.2025 08:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head.
~ Colonel Angus
Those were a lot of words to say "I support a pedophile", but you do you....
17.08.2025 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The legal precedent has now been established for the NEXT President to deport EVERY violent J6'er to a prison in El Salvador!!
17.08.2025 02:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Israel has murdered more journalists than have died in all wars in history...
COMBINED!!
Israel has murdered more journalists than have died in all wars in the history of mankind...
COMBINED!!
Zionism is an apocalyptic death cult!
Call it what it is...
Alligator Auschwitz!
Reporter: Does anyone even remember why Oasis broke up?
Noel: He threw fruit at me!
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The crowd size for Trumps parade was estimated to be 8,647...
16.06.2025 23:42 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Imagine Hawaii arresting people returning from gambling in Vegas because gambling is illegal in Hawaii...
This is where America is right now!
The Prime Minister and Minister of Defense of Israel both have arrest warrants issued against them for War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity!
31.05.2025 06:40 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Should be chicken, NOT beef!
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Pepperidge Farm remembers. .
06.04.2025 06:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The attack on the Emperor's life has left him scarred and disfigured...
03.04.2025 13:59 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Obama 2028....
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A "buttload"of wine is officially 126 gallons...
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